This found it's way onto the bulletin board at work today....
KIDS ARE FUNNY: Judeo-Christian Theology as explained by children
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
The epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my mother when she took Communion. On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he gives you the bread?" Mom whispered something in his ear. Imagine his shock years later when he learned the at the priest doesn't say, "Be quiet until you get to your seat."
When my husband ws six years old, he thought a certain prayer was, "He suffered under a bunch of violets." (under Pontius Pilate.) To this day, we still snicker during that prayer.
(This reminds of the the misinterpretation of an old Jimi Hendrix song: ""Scuse me while I kiss this guy....")
