How To Be A Right-Wing Pundit In 12 Easy Lessons
- Claim the moral high ground - and remember, it's the ONLY high ground!
- Tell everyone you're in favor of families and "family values."
- Don't ever define "family values."
- Government is a four-letter word! Say it with contempt.
- Always claim victim status.
- Attack other victims.
- Call everything "spin."
- Spin everything.
- Throw a book together and lecture on Fox about the horrible state of liberal media spin.
- Call yourself a "conservative."
- Remember your economic buzzwords!
- States' rights are only the Rights'!
Damn...if I'd known it was that easy, I'd have beaten Ann Coulter to the punch. Of course, she IS easier on the eyes than I am....
