Thanks to Chuck Kuffner for this beauty:
Only in Texas would you find a wedding that features "The Aggie War Hymn" for the recessional.
Only in Texas would the bride's processional music be the theme from "Dynasty".
Only in Texas would the rehearsal dinner be held in a casino. (Well, OK, THAT one might be a stretch, but it IS a bit silly, no??)
Let's hope they at least had a good time....