Jeb introduces new conveyor belt execution system
In an effort to make the process of executing prisoners faster and more efficient, Florida Governor Jeb Bush has introduced a new conveyor belt transportation system for the state's gas chamber.
"This is truly a new era in Florida executions," the Governor proudly announced. "We're excited about the possibilities: virtually no appeals and more executions per hour!"
Initial tests indeed show that appeals lawyers had a hard time keeping up with the prisoner on the conveyer belt.
So, how long until Texas tries something even bigger, faster, and more efficient??
