TRAITORS ON PARADE: THE WHITE HOUSE RESPONDS TO ANTI-WAR STATEMENTS OF PROMINENT DEMOCRATS
Now, with that out of the way, we can proceed to the portion of this session where I blankly evade all your questions with empty, jingoistic non-sequiturs. But first, let me just state for the record that the President could care less about what those terrorist-coddling Democrats think – because he's far too busy fighting this war: personally patting down suspicious brownies at the airport, rocking scared white babies to sleep, and crushing the septums of Arabiac evil-doer noses with his bare fists.
Let me also add, we're not surprised by Senator Daschle's case of burning verbal diarrhea. Hell – we've been keeping our eye on him for awhile - even before he slithered back out from under the filthy mattress of one of those crackwhore leeches his party thinks everyone should buy groceries for because they didn't have the common sense to be born into a trust fund.
Maybe the Democrats should wake up and realize that America's security is at stake, and any failure to support every tactical idea the Vice President conceives during his hallucinogen-fueled brainstorming sessions in the west wing's crude oil-filled sensory deprivation tank is 100% treason, pure and simple.
But enough of the truth, let's get to your liberal-biased questions.
- Ari Fleischer
