September 9, 2002 7:02 AM

What if he drinks Bud Lite??

Under a new law in Florida, any woman offering a child for adoption has to publish her sexual history in the newspaper, including the names of the men she's been with. If she had sex while drunk, she's allowed to use "John Doe who wears green plaid, drinks Heineken, wears a Rolex, and said he would call."

- Joe Bob Briggs

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