National Organization To Shoot Bill O'Reilly Into The Sun
Mission Statement: We are a group of people with a common goal for the common good. To shoot Fox News celebrity Bill O'Reilly into the sun. We do not wish any harm to Mr. O'Reilly, we simply feel that he could better serve mankind in a rocket ship, on a collision course with the center of our solar system. In fact, we feel O'Reilly himself would be receptive to the idea, after a little convincing...
Straight from the Corporate Headquarters in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan comes this attempt to forcibly induce reason back into our world. This seems like as good a place to start as any....
(Thanks to Gerard Vlemmings)
