FBI: Muslim Groups in US May Be Developing Nuclear Families
I didn't think Muslim terrorists could possibly stoop to such depths in order to further their nefarious plot to destroy America....
WASHINGTON, DC—According to an FBI report released Monday, "reliable and substantive evidence" exists indicating that Muslims residing in the U.S. are involved in a widespread plot to develop nuclear families.
"We possess what we believe to be credible proof that thousands of Islamic Americans, many of them Mideast-born, are attempting to acquire nuclear-family capability, often in full view of American law-enforcement authorities," said FBI director Robert Mueller, speaking before the Senate Intelligence Committee. "These nuclear families, which consist of a husband-wife core and a varied number of surrounding offspring, could potentially come into contact with other such nuclear families, creating a terrifying chain reaction of Muslim familial perpetuation."
By taking over conventional Western familial structure and making it their own, Muslim terrorists can much more easily blend into the everyday fabric of American life. Carefully and quietly nestled in their quiet suburban homes, watching football, celebrating holidays, sleeping with their neighbor's spouse...before long they will be indistinguishable from you and me. This is perhaps the most insidious and dangerous plot imaginable.
Of course, once they start watching "Seinfeld" re-runs, playing the lottery, and buying Girl Scout cookies like everyone else, perhaps they'll decide that they like it here after all.
