Chief Warlord Donald Rumsfeld has come out with his predictions for the upcoming war in Iraq, and for those of you who feared the worst, well, now you can stop being such a fussbudget.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld predicted Thursday that a war with Iraq -- if there is one, he stressed -- would not turn into World War III.
"I can't tell you if the use of force in Iraq today will last five days, five weeks or five months, but it won't last any longer than that," he said in an hour-long radio interview for Infinity Broadcasting.
Realisitically, of course, what else could he say: "I see terrible carnage ahead, with countless dead and dismembered bodies of our brave young soldiers strewn all over Baghdad"?? That's not going to play well on the 6pm news now, is it??
I wonder what the over/under is on the casualty count??