Hi, it's me, Laurence Simon of Amish Tech Support. Jack's opening up The People's Republic of Seabrook for a little experiment, and I'm helping him test the concept here.
No, this is not one of my 1-800-JEW-BLOG sites. This one's going to be a little more regular of an appearance, unless I piss Jack off. Now what's the odds of that?
Anyway, now that you're curious, I think I'll end this post with a limerick:
There once was a blogger named Jack
Who must have been smoking some crack
He did something most scary
He gave access to Larry
And he knows that there's no turning back!
Merry Christmas, movie house!
