December 22, 2002 7:15 AM

I'll certainly grant you the #1 choice

The 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2002

OK, you get two guesses. WHO is the #1 most loathseom person in America? Need a hint? Try this on:

Goebbels with tits. The phenomenon we all should have seen coming; the merger of bimbo sex appeal and neo-fascist vituperation. In an age when every Hollywood hero is a CIA administrator and people express their rebelliousness by playing the stock market, it only makes sense that we'd have a sex symbol who lobbies to massacre foreigners and forcibly convert the survivors to Christianity. Charlene Tilton seems a distant memory.

Need more? Not quite there yet? OK....

Explaining political sympathies: "I love Texas Republicans! They're these beautiful women, they're so great-looking, they're completely loaded. They're dripping in this gorgeous jewelry." Believes John Walker Lindh should be executed, so college liberals will understand that "they can be killed, too."

No. it's not Katie Couric, silly. Try Ann Coulter, who, were she not attractive and blonde, would be trolling for unattached lawyers at high-society fundraisers. Someone ought to teach the woman the meaning of compassion and reason.

(thanks to Gerard Vlemmings)

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