Priority #1: Forced sterilization of all men
Get ready, Conservatives. That aribiter of Evil, that figurehead of the Feminazi Agenda, that Castrating #$@&%, Hillary Rodham Clinton, is the #1 choice of Democrats for their 2004 Presidential nomination.
When registered Democrats were asked whom they would support in a field that included the New York senator and former first lady, 30 percent picked Clinton, compared with 13 percent each for Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut and Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.
No other potential candidate broke out of single digits, while 14 percent said they were unsure.
The poll, with a margin of error of plus or minus 5 percentage points, was taken Tuesday and Wednesday, after Gore's surprise announcement last Sunday that he would not seek the presidency in 2004.
Clinton, elected to the Senate two years ago, has also said she will not be a candidate in 2004.
When poll respondents were asked whom they would support if Clinton does not run, Lieberman and Kerry were each named by 16 percent, followed by House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt of Missouri at 10 percent, Senate Democratic Leader Tom Daschle of South Dakota at 9 percent and Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina at 8 percent.
No other potential candidate cleared more than 5 percent, and 24 percent of those polled said they were unsure who they would support in a field without Clinton.
However, among registered voters of all stripes, the poll showed both Kerry and Lieberman trailing President Bush by large margins.
Honestly, I think the poll is dead on. Clinton is the only candidate with the name recognition, the gravitas and the cojones (figuratively speaking, of course) to take on Shrub. Besides, can you imagine the frothing at the mouth on the Conservative talk shows?? My God, the entertainment factor would be THROUGH THE ROOF!! I'd pay good money to watch this one unfold.
