The Uttar Pradesh Cow Protection Commission in India said that, in the event of nuclear war with neighboring Pakistan, smearing yourself with cow dung will protect you. Radheshyam Gupta, a spokesman for the Hindu organization, said, "Even if the enemy carries out the threat to bomb us with nukes we don't have to panic. You can fully protect yourselves by covering the roof with cow dung. Applying cow dung paste to the body from head to toe will serve as an extra shield." It will also make your neighbors respect your privacy.
December 13, 2002 5:22 AM