January 2003 Archives
- January 31, 2003
It was fun until the cops broke up the party - January 31, 2003
Must...control...Fist...of...Death
Comments (3) - January 31, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 3
Comments (2) - January 31, 2003
Well, that would certainly explain the black helicopters | TrackBacks (2) - January 31, 2003
Murphy the magic healing bunny returns
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 31, 2003
They're called "Cancer Sticks" for a reason, eh??
Comments (2) - January 31, 2003
Being a Conservative means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (3) - January 31, 2003
Pray for rain - January 30, 2003
Bumpersticker wisdom - January 30, 2003
Apparently we all STILL can't get along
Comments (2) - January 30, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 2 - January 30, 2003
Yes, you're in the dark, but it's for your own good - January 30, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in.... - January 30, 2003
Remember when self-control was a good thing? - January 30, 2003
What in the hell are these people thinking?? - January 30, 2003
The immoral take a bit longer as well - January 29, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 1 | TrackBacks (4) - January 29, 2003
A rough day at the office - January 29, 2003
Not exactly the Maccabi Games.... - January 29, 2003
The State of the Union Address Drinking Game - January 29, 2003
The Carnival of the Vanities - January 29, 2003
Our resolve is firm. Can we go to war now?
Comments (1) - January 29, 2003
Not exactly a ringing endorsement
Comments (1) - January 29, 2003
It's good to be King
Comments (2) - January 29, 2003
I'm a star, damnit, and I DEMAND to be taken seriously! - January 29, 2003
Or reapply for unemployment - January 28, 2003
Just be thankful they weren't fans of "The Simpsons"
Comments (1) - January 28, 2003
Experience the magical healing power of Murphy the Bunny!
Comments (2) - January 28, 2003
So what's in a name?
Comments (1) - January 28, 2003
Can't we all just get along? No? I didn't think so.... - January 28, 2003
Tennessee Police Weapons Training Aids
Comments (1) - January 28, 2003
Shining, happy people welcome here
Comments (1) - January 28, 2003
Baseball's Brave New Frontier?
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (1) - January 28, 2003
A preview of things to come? - January 28, 2003
It's about time - January 28, 2003
Another creative use for polyester - January 27, 2003
And starring as Alexander Haig... - January 27, 2003
If it's broken, why wouldn't we want to fix it??
Comments (11) - January 27, 2003
No more "Yuccaneer" jokes, OK??
Comments (2) - January 27, 2003
Don't cry for me, Argentina - January 27, 2003
Yawn; another anti-war celebrity....
Comments (4) - January 27, 2003
No, but you will get a million weblogs - January 26, 2003
Why? Because it's my party and I'll cry if I want to. - January 26, 2003
You can't always get what you want...
Comments (2) - January 26, 2003
No, you can't just wish them away....
Comments (1) - January 26, 2003
A man of the People? You're joking, right?
Comments (2) - January 26, 2003
Can you say "Darwin Award"? - January 26, 2003
Surely you weren't elected for this sort of nonsense?
Comments (2) - January 26, 2003
...and aircraft carriers from Monaco - January 26, 2003
Well, that does it; he's a dead man - January 25, 2003
Natural selection at work again
Comments (2) - January 25, 2003
Enjoy it while you still can - January 25, 2003
My gift to SUV-haters
Comments (3) - January 25, 2003
Reason enough to go to war? - January 25, 2003
If you wake up on third base, it doesn't mean you just hit a triple - January 25, 2003
The true meaning of heroism
Comments (1) - January 25, 2003
North Korea has nukes?? - January 25, 2003
It's more than just something you play football on
Comments (1) - January 25, 2003
Mutually assured destruction - January 24, 2003
If you listen carefully, you can hear the ocean
Comments (1) - January 24, 2003
Is it me, or is the room spinning??
Comments (2) - January 24, 2003
Something to think about in my migraine-addled state - January 24, 2003
Billions and billions...er, lost
Comments (2) - January 24, 2003
Something to check out | TrackBacks (1) - January 24, 2003
Don't try this at home - January 23, 2003
Now THAT'S gratitude
Comments (3) - January 23, 2003
This won't cure my headache, but it certainly makes me feel appreciated - January 23, 2003
Stick to what you do well....
Comments (1) - January 23, 2003
And I suppose a brain transplant is out of the question??
Comments (6) - January 23, 2003
Trust me...I'm Presidentiary!!
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 23, 2003
For those of you about to freeze, we salute you - January 23, 2003
No, Freedom is not a given - January 23, 2003
Another victory for clean air | TrackBacks (1) - January 23, 2003
Getting ahead of ourselves? - January 23, 2003
Sleeping 24/7 also helps - January 22, 2003
Well, bribery doesn't require a roll of toilet paper - January 22, 2003
Send in the clowns - January 22, 2003
Roe v. Wade: 30 Years Later
Comments (21) - January 22, 2003
Don't worry; they can't even spell "abstinence" - January 22, 2003
Two SUVs in every garage and a longhorn in every pot
Comments (2) - January 22, 2003
Why go to war? Because I said so.... - January 22, 2003
We're the government and...oh, fuggeddaboudit
Comments (7) - January 22, 2003
"When you come into my kitchen, it's war - January 22, 2003
There are no winners, only survivors
Comments (2) - January 21, 2003
Live from the Arrogance Ballroom: The Sound Of George Will Trumpeting His Own Brilliance
Comments (8) - January 21, 2003
Help is on the way
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 21, 2003
It really IS a vast wasteland
Comments (1) - January 21, 2003
Fools rushing in where angels fear to tread - January 21, 2003
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Comments (2) - January 21, 2003
Let's just hope the seats aren't leather - January 21, 2003
Make yourself heard
Comments (1) - January 21, 2003
The four sweetest words of winter: "Pitchers and catchers report" - January 21, 2003
Indeed.... - January 20, 2003
Who wouldn't want to watch that?
Comments (2) - January 20, 2003
"Just a normal Saturday...." - January 20, 2003
So, discrimination is only bad if it's done by Whites?
Comments (1) - January 20, 2003
So, what did you do on your vacation? - January 20, 2003
And here I thought they all marched in lockstep - January 20, 2003
Sorry, he's busy for the past 19 years
Comments (1) - January 19, 2003
And now for something completely different
Comments (1) - January 19, 2003
The war in context
Comments (1) - January 19, 2003
Now THIS is journalism.... - January 19, 2003
Gee, maybe they had something else on their mind?? - January 19, 2003
Everything is better in Texas- even the way we kill people - January 19, 2003
They're kidding, right?? - January 19, 2003
It's not your father's beer league anymore
Comments (2) - January 19, 2003
It's called a "control" for a reason, eh?
Comments (1) - January 19, 2003
And by an uncommon hatred of Iraq.... - January 18, 2003
Have we forgotten why we were elected in the first place?
Comments (2) - January 18, 2003
No, I'm not overdramatizing - January 18, 2003
Hey, me either.... - January 18, 2003
Too bad there's no health plan
Comments (2) - January 18, 2003
I dream of a world where legacies rule.... - January 18, 2003
I don't write these jokes; I just pass 'em along.... - January 18, 2003
This works even in a democracy - January 17, 2003
Who knew?
Comments (1) - January 17, 2003
You want crazy? We got crazy.... - January 17, 2003
Shaq's smack reveals immaturity
Comments (2) - January 17, 2003
Defending the (seemingly) indefensible
Comments (4) - January 17, 2003
Is there ever an appropriate time and place to be stupid and disrespectful? - January 17, 2003
Digging for inspiration
Comments (4) - January 17, 2003
Can there ever be too many diarrhea jokes??
Comments (4) - January 17, 2003
Such a tease. And what an idiot.
Comments (1) - January 17, 2003
So much for the separation of Church & State
Comments (10) - January 17, 2003
And it is.... - January 16, 2003
It's either who you know or who you sleep with
Comments (2) - January 16, 2003
America gets it up again - January 16, 2003
Sure, but is it "Fair and Balanced"?? - January 16, 2003
This is not cool.... - January 16, 2003
Oh, if only it were a hangover....
Comments (1) - January 16, 2003
Land of the free, home of the...aw, fugeddaboudit....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 16, 2003
Hey, for $10M, I won't be gay, either - January 16, 2003
Seeing how the other half lives - January 16, 2003
It's good to be King - January 16, 2003
Fat people in pajamas?? - January 15, 2003
From the "Masters of the Obvious" Department - January 15, 2003
Carnival of the vanities - January 15, 2003
Send in the clowns - January 15, 2003
When the gods want to punish us... - January 15, 2003
And I promise only to use it for good, not for evil
Comments (4) - January 15, 2003
Or, you might invest in the Psychic Friends Network
Comments (1) - January 15, 2003
A Republican in Democratic clothing - January 15, 2003
The "Off" switch works just fine, though - January 14, 2003
The Phrase That Pays - January 14, 2003
Why the Internet is like your Grandma's old party line | TrackBacks (1) - January 14, 2003
Woohoo!! Last one in the pool's a rotten egg!!
Comments (4) - January 14, 2003
It's OK; we're the government, and we're here to help you - January 14, 2003
Texans For Joe Launches
Comments (1) - January 14, 2003
There's nothing quite like being generalized, eh?
Comments (2) - January 14, 2003
And this comes as a surprise? - January 14, 2003
This would make things so much easier - January 13, 2003
I wonder if the league's drug policy covers this?
Comments (1) - January 13, 2003
A graphic representation of Jack's writing process
Comments (3) - January 13, 2003
Hey, it beats working, eh??
Comments (1) - January 13, 2003
News Flash: GOP doesn't "get" race issue - January 13, 2003
A history of blood and tears
Comments (1) - January 13, 2003
Or 40,000 shares of WorldCom
Comments (2) - January 12, 2003
What you don't know just might hurt you - January 12, 2003
What's this "vision" thing, anyway? - January 12, 2003
I suppose this is what happens when you have no vision of your own
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (1) - January 12, 2003
Well, that explains everything
Comments (1) - January 12, 2003
I always though cockroaches scattered when you turned on the light
Comments (7) - January 12, 2003
Talk about misplaced priorities....
Comments (1) - January 12, 2003
Wearing the collar really IS a lifestyle
Comments (1) - January 12, 2003
We'll just wait under after the elections to blow people up - January 12, 2003
Will someone please stop them? - January 11, 2003
A portrait in moral courage
Comments (2) - January 11, 2003
I think I may have it.... - January 11, 2003
This is NOT what they meant when they said "White Trash"
Comments (1) - January 11, 2003
Of course; nuclear families are protected by the Nuclear Proliferation Treaty - January 11, 2003
In Memoriam
Comments (1) - January 11, 2003
Natural selection at work in the Gaza Strip - January 11, 2003
They sure start 'em early - January 10, 2003
Mediocrity- the only truly American quality - January 10, 2003
A waste of bandwidth
Comments (5) - January 10, 2003
Hey, Mom! I'm abstinent!! - January 10, 2003
I would have voted for Ann Coulter - January 10, 2003
Talk about getting the representation to yourself - January 10, 2003
How to survive a nuclear attack with just a hat - January 10, 2003
There is hope.... - January 9, 2003
It's lonely at the top
Comments (1) - January 9, 2003
This should be self-evident, but....
Comments (2) - January 9, 2003
Anyone up for some honest self-assessment?
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - January 9, 2003
You say "white trash" like it's a bad thing.... (update #3) | TrackBacks (1) - January 9, 2003
Man, I have GOT to be more careful about where I shop - January 9, 2003
And this is an improvement?
Comments (1) - January 9, 2003
And the point of this would be...? - January 9, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 8, 2003
You say "white trash" like it's a bad thing.... (update #2)
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - January 8, 2003
You say "white trash" like it's a bad thing.... (update #1) | TrackBacks (1) - January 8, 2003
Oh, those wacky Brits.... - January 8, 2003
Welcome to the Carnival - January 8, 2003
Closer than ever to "Big Brother"?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - January 8, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 7, 2003
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside... - January 7, 2003
I resemble that remark (except for the breast augmentation part)
Comments (1) - January 7, 2003
You say "white trash" likes it's a bad thing....
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - January 7, 2003
Yeah, we screwed up, but you're still f****d
Comments (2) - January 7, 2003
And it seemed like such a good idea at the time - January 7, 2003
Relax, it was only an appetizer - January 7, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 6, 2003
PLEASE don't make me use the "p" word
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (1) - January 6, 2003
I think this might have been drawn by a woman, no? - January 6, 2003
Time for that dream vacation in Pyongyang?
Comments (2) - January 6, 2003
Paybacks are a bitch
Comments (3) - January 6, 2003
It could be worse; he could be Carrot Top
Comments (7) - January 6, 2003
This should be self-evident, but.... - January 6, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 5, 2003
RIP Green Bay; we hardly knew ye
Comments (3) - January 5, 2003
Only cowards fight like this
Comments (9) - January 5, 2003
Requiem for a friend
Comments (1) - January 5, 2003
Presumption of innocence? How naive....
Comments (3) - January 5, 2003
How long can you ignore the obvious?
Comments (1) - January 5, 2003
The state should not be your garbageman
Comments (3) - January 5, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 4, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - January 4, 2003
Some things just defy explanation, I guess - January 4, 2003
Really? When did this happen? | TrackBacks (1) - January 4, 2003
So which comes first? - January 4, 2003
Hmm...baby milk or weapons of mass destruction? - January 4, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 4, 2003
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean - January 3, 2003
Will winning cure all? Let's hope not.
Comments (1) - January 3, 2003
Have another doughnut, eh??
Comments (1) - January 3, 2003
Indeed it would.... - January 3, 2003
Obviously, the meaning of sunshine is lost on these folks - January 3, 2003
John Edwards: Stealth Candidate
Comments (2) - January 3, 2003
(Virtually) Free Speech
Comments (1) - January 3, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 2, 2003
Getting on the bad side of the Thought Police
Comments (3) - January 2, 2003
Friends don't let friends anthropomorphize their pets
Comments (3) - January 2, 2003
'Tis the season to save - January 2, 2003
First we'll kill all the lawyers, Part Deux
Comments (4) - January 2, 2003
We need cocaine to be miserable? - January 2, 2003
Let's hope Bill gets to do the grocery shopping - January 2, 2003
The year that was, redux - January 1, 2003
First, we'll kill all the lawyers
Comments (3) - January 1, 2003
Happy New Year, y'all....
Comments (1) - January 1, 2003
Must..banish...fist...of...death
Comments (2) - January 1, 2003
Where were the Watergate burglars?
Comments (3) - January 1, 2003
Hungry people? In Texas?? - January 1, 2003
We can do better, eh?