Well, now that I'm upright and conscious, I can say with all due conviction that 2003 looks a whole lot like 2002. I suppose I was expecting some dramatic changes, but once again I've been disappointed. Everything seems as it did when I went to bed last night. Yep, the sun rose in the west, the Vikings are still the defending Super Bowl champions, North Korea is still our largest source of plutonium, and Al Gore is still President. Everything seems to be in order....
BTW- you can read my contribution to this week's Carnival of the Vanities here. The original appeared here. While you're there, be sure to check out the rest of the under-medicated and over-stimulated radicals. My favorite resolution:
I resolve to never, EVER have to stay in the same motel room with a drunken Norwegian in 2003.
Indeed. Now, if y'all will excuse me, there is bound to be a football game on, and I'm missing it....
