Al Gore emerges from his Resting Pod to let everyone know that he is not at ALL bitter about the fact that he was TOTALLY ripped off in 2000 and really should be the president, and is WAY smarter than George W., not to mention that Tipper is WAY more of a babe than Laura.
The former vice president declares that he has not decided whether he will run for president again; he mulls this difficult question over in a series of heartfelt self-probing appearances on "Meet the Press," "Larry King Live," the "Today" Show, "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," "Late Night with David Letterman," "Monday Night Football," "Emeril Live," "The Simpsons" and the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show," where Gore expresses his belief that the dominant issue of the 21st century will be biodegradable underwear.
- Dave Barry