February 2003 Archives
- February 28, 2003
Man, I don't even know where to go to get into trouble....
Comments (2) - February 28, 2003
Someone give that man something constructive to do - February 28, 2003
Will there be full frontal nudity? Or just tea and biscuits? | TrackBacks (1) - February 28, 2003
In politics, as in war, the first casualty is usually Truth
Comments (3) - February 28, 2003
Why, yes, I AM a Major League ballplayer. Why do you ask? - February 28, 2003
Shooting themselves in the foot...AGAIN
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - February 28, 2003
Justice delayed - February 28, 2003
Would you like (Liberty) fries with that?
Comments (5) - February 28, 2003
It's morning in America once again - February 28, 2003
Deadline? What deadline? - February 27, 2003
Alone again, naturally - February 27, 2003
You might be a redneck if....
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - February 27, 2003
The things we do for love....
Comments (2) - February 27, 2003
Dragging us kicking and screaming into the 15th century
Comments (15) - February 27, 2003
He was Jimmy Carter before Jimmy Carter was Jimmy Carter. - February 27, 2003
Sticks and stones
Comments (3) - February 27, 2003
What have you done for me lately?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - February 27, 2003
It's just like Berkeley, only warmer and with a better football team.
Comments (2) - February 27, 2003
And I'm ALWAYS at my best - February 26, 2003
A postcard from Astros camp - February 26, 2003
At least they didn't call me benign
Comments (2) - February 26, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 23 - February 26, 2003
Now here is a warning system I can understand
Comments (3) - February 26, 2003
And this is why no one takes you seriously
Comments (4) - February 26, 2003
Why not just feed him to the dogs instead?
Comments (1) - February 26, 2003
Someone took themselves perhaps a bit TOO seriously? - February 26, 2003
No I didn't.... - February 25, 2003
Full of sound and fury, yet signifying less than nothing
Comments (2) - February 25, 2003
Why, indeed....
Comments (3) - February 25, 2003
I R a collidge granulate
Comments (8) - February 25, 2003
We're going to party like it's 2060 - February 25, 2003
Clean up your own house first
Comments (2) - February 25, 2003
Not exactly Aesop's Fables, eh? | TrackBacks (1) - February 25, 2003
The Department of Homeland Insecurity
Comments (3) - February 25, 2003
It's not easy being universally loved. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about that. - February 24, 2003
How many lightbulbs need to be changed? - February 24, 2003
Life begins during Spring Training - February 24, 2003
The very definition of "Ugly American"? - February 24, 2003
Well, thankfully the snowwoman wasn't holding a gun
Comments (2) - February 24, 2003
A new al-Qaeda terror weapon? - February 23, 2003
Hmm...must have been a dog person.... - February 23, 2003
Regular or decaf? - February 23, 2003
Playing the race card, killing his own
Comments (2) - February 23, 2003
At least I'm not 666 - February 23, 2003
It worked in November, 2000 - February 22, 2003
Baghdad? Go to Berkeley, hang a right. You can't miss it....
Comments (2) - February 22, 2003
It would have been more effective without the rainbow flags.... - February 22, 2003
It's official- NOW we can go to war - February 22, 2003
And I only read it for the top-notch writing.... ;0)
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - February 22, 2003
Good luck.... - February 22, 2003
When "Christian charity" is anything but
Comments (3) - February 22, 2003
Welcome to a world where employees are still property
Comments (2) - February 22, 2003
How's about we find a cause that actually matters??
Comments (3) - February 22, 2003
Uh, you don't want to see me in the swimsuit competition.... - February 21, 2003
Man, just try to get her through an airport metal detector....
Comments (1) - February 21, 2003
I feel like the Pied Piper - February 21, 2003
Your Friday morning moment of Zen - February 21, 2003
"SUV" and "safety" are not mutually exclusive
Comments (2) - February 21, 2003
It's good to be King - February 21, 2003
We're the government, and we're here to...oh, never mind
Comments (1) - February 21, 2003
Hello? Door locks?? - February 21, 2003
Off with his head
Comments (2) - February 20, 2003
No, f**k you very much! - February 20, 2003
Stoopid government trix - February 20, 2003
Are you French?
Comments (2) - February 20, 2003
A new American Idol? Nah....
Comments (5) - February 20, 2003
You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Comments (8) - February 20, 2003
Deja vu all over again
Comments (2) - February 20, 2003
Life in a bubble
Comments (2) - February 20, 2003
A little something for everyone - February 20, 2003
Power corrupts, but absolute power, is, well, kinda fun
Comments (1) - February 19, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 22
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (25) - February 18, 2003
The carnival's coming! The Carnival's coming!!
Comments (1) - February 18, 2003
And it's amazingly lifelike- almost like Jacques Chirac - February 18, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities deadline
Comments (2) - February 18, 2003
I'm taking my Brie and my Perrier and I'm going home
Comments (6) - February 18, 2003
Paging Allen Ginsberg.... - February 18, 2003
Perhaps if she had double-billed with "Celebrity Deathmatch" - February 18, 2003
Aim high - February 17, 2003
And there's no Romanian dwarf porn, either - February 17, 2003
Don't hate me because I'm warm and dry
Comments (10) - February 17, 2003
The response you'll hear to this question is silence
Comments (1) - February 17, 2003
Remedial Math 101: France = Irrelevance - February 17, 2003
So, what's the first casualty of war again?? - February 17, 2003
Would you mind bleeding somewhere else? I'm in a hurry here - February 17, 2003
A step backward that no one will notice - February 17, 2003
This would make you Tom DeLay - February 16, 2003
If this were a warblog....
Comments (5) - February 16, 2003
Why, yes, I AM an asshole
Comments (11) - February 16, 2003
Making Caligula proud - February 16, 2003
Vote Beldar for Prime Minister - February 16, 2003
Well, they have to do something with their free time
Comments (2) - February 16, 2003
It's all about the Benjamins - February 16, 2003
Spring Break will never be the same
Comments (1) - February 16, 2003
Justice may be blind, but she does need her meds - February 15, 2003
Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees the joke here....
Comments (9) - February 15, 2003
It's not just a political statement; it's a cottage industry!!
Comments (2) - February 15, 2003
No one's going to be quitting their day jobs - February 15, 2003
We're the government, and we're here to...aw, fugeddabboudit
Comments (5) - February 15, 2003
Chapter 7 Moral Bankruptcy
Comments (21)| TrackBacks (3) - February 15, 2003
Someone needs to get a grip on reality
Comments (4) - February 15, 2003
Oops; sorry, I just had a Tom DeLay moment.... - February 14, 2003
Testing.... - February 14, 2003
We've been experiencing technical difficulties....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2003
Now THIS I can understand
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - February 13, 2003
Hey, it's worked for the Shrub Administration
Comments (1) - February 13, 2003
Letter openers, razor blades, and zip guns are OK, though
Comments (1) - February 13, 2003
Can we go to war now?? - February 13, 2003
Nice choice of role models
Comments (2) - February 13, 2003
Watch your back, y'all....
Comments (1) - February 12, 2003
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, right?
Comments (2) - February 12, 2003
Carnival of da Vanities
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (3) - February 12, 2003
Or a fish without a bicycle
Comments (4) - February 12, 2003
At least it was more interesting than the Democratic response - February 12, 2003
From the Department of Corruption and Venality - February 12, 2003
Your tax dollars at work
Comments (1) - February 12, 2003
No, Mother Teresa isn't available, either
Comments (2) - February 12, 2003
OK, maybe they really do have something to add...nah....
Comments (3) - February 12, 2003
Hamlet had the right idea: "First we'll kill all the lawyers"
Comments (2) - February 11, 2003
Hey, it's not as if most people are using their heads for anything as it is
Comments (3) - February 11, 2003
Natural selection at work- again
Comments (2) - February 11, 2003
Stop him before he tries to be funny again!
Comments (2) - February 11, 2003
And it had to happen the day before the AA convention
Comments (1) - February 11, 2003
Great; so what does Ozzy think?? - February 11, 2003
Well, that would certainly explain running him over with the Mercedes, eh? - February 11, 2003
But she really is a model citizen - February 11, 2003
Thank you, Master of the Obvious
Comments (1) - February 11, 2003
Integrity in government really is overrated - February 11, 2003
Dude! You're getting some weed!! - February 11, 2003
Experts expect a "boom" in business - February 10, 2003
Only terrorists request paper - February 10, 2003
Where do you draw the line?
Comments (9) - February 10, 2003
Traumatized for life.... - February 10, 2003
Another victory for science - February 10, 2003
Probably not the way you'd want to go out, eh? - February 10, 2003
The rest just don't care - February 9, 2003
Now THIS is news I can use!!
Comments (2) - February 9, 2003
Tell me again why y'all voted for Shrub?? - February 9, 2003
If you missed this, it was right after her killer Bundt cake recipe.... - February 9, 2003
Something about a "slippery slope".... - February 9, 2003
Penny wise, pound foolish
Comments (4) - February 9, 2003
Do I sense a double standard? - February 9, 2003
Girls (even virgins) just wanna have fun - February 9, 2003
There are no winners, only survivors - February 8, 2003
Free speech = Treason? Since when??
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 8, 2003
Where will you be when they come for you in the middle of the night?
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - February 8, 2003
Too many holes, not nearly enough fingers - February 8, 2003
Perhaps they were looking for Daisy Duke?
Comments (1) - February 8, 2003
Kill 'em all; let God sort 'em out - February 7, 2003
The BLog A Day Tour Enters With A Bang!
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 7, 2003
Man, am I in trouble now....
Comments (1) - February 7, 2003
The war next door?? | TrackBacks (1) - February 7, 2003
D'oh!! True brilliance in action.... - February 7, 2003
On, Halliburton! On, Texaco! On, Donner and Blitzen!! - February 7, 2003
Perhaps he was majoring in Hubris - February 7, 2003
The fat lady's halfway through her aria - February 7, 2003
They probably got the idea from the French
Comments (1) - February 6, 2003
Made in America, no doubt.... - February 6, 2003
More Hollywood foreign policy
Comments (6) - February 6, 2003
...worst of all, Iraqi TV is airing bootleg copies of "Sex and the City" - February 6, 2003
Doing it for the Greater Good - February 6, 2003
Luxury tax? We don't need no stinkin' luxury tax!! - February 6, 2003
...and he'll probably get away with it - February 5, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 7
Comments (1) - February 5, 2003
An astronaut story
Comments (2) - February 5, 2003
Carnival of da Vanities
Comments (1) - February 5, 2003
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment of rats.... - February 5, 2003
To-may-to, to-mah-to....
Comments (1) - February 5, 2003
Remembering Columbia - February 5, 2003
Isn't there a cave in Afghanistan with your name on it?? - February 5, 2003
Scenes from a memorial
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - February 4, 2003
Words to remember a hero by - February 4, 2003
Time to say goodbye....
Comments (1) - February 4, 2003
The longest professional suicide note in history - February 4, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 6
Comments (1) - February 4, 2003
A voice of reason from the "Religion of Peace". Whatever.... - February 4, 2003
Seek professional help.... - February 4, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than...oh, never mind - February 4, 2003
Taking our show on the road - February 4, 2003
Thanks for getting your priorities straight - February 3, 2003
Nice work if you can get it - February 3, 2003
Well, this certainly explains a lot....
Comments (3) - February 3, 2003
Time to take care of the children - February 3, 2003
The emperor has no clothes
Comments (2) - February 3, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 5
Comments (1) - February 3, 2003
It really IS a vast wasteland - February 3, 2003
Taking the Intifadeh to the next level - February 3, 2003
New York...London...Paris...The Bolivar Peninsula? - February 3, 2003
And why would they think that?? - February 2, 2003
Getting back to living again
Comments (1) - February 2, 2003
Remembering Columbia - February 2, 2003
Struggling to make sense on senseless - February 2, 2003
Being part of the wrong kind of history - February 2, 2003
Another sorry excuse for humanity
Comments (1) - February 1, 2003
This is NOT going to help matters
Comments (5) - February 1, 2003
Another tragedy
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (2) - February 1, 2003
Not again.... - February 1, 2003
Murphy's evil twin | TrackBacks (1) - February 1, 2003
Darlin', you are Fedex, guaranteed to be there by 8:30 a.m. - February 1, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 4
Comments (1) - February 1, 2003
Hey, I wouldn't want to be Mississippi, either | TrackBacks (1) - February 1, 2003
Like the man said, "It's more than a U2 song" - February 1, 2003
Deontology? Isn't that what PeeWee Herman was arrested for?
Comments (1) - February 1, 2003
At least they're a safe distance away