'I'm just reading the articles, honey'
Yes, America, it's the happiest time of the year here in Guyville- the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is on local newstands. Of course, this news may not be universally well received, particularly if your "better half" happens to be female. ESPN.com's Eric Neel offers a handy survival guide for those guys who want to read the swimsuit issue AND live to see the sun rise again.
Be careful out there....
