Ky. Fire Officials Probe Tequila Overflow
Rats all over Louisville woke up this morning with killer hangovers after partying like it was 1999. More than 1000 gallons of tequila spilled from a truck and into the city's sewer's system, leading to an unplanned but apparently raucous rodent fiesta. Employees of the city's health department have reported finding tiny party favors and hats throughout the sewer system.
Uh, thanks, but I think I'll pass on that margarita....