N. Korea Missile Can Hit U.S., CIA Says
(courtesy of Elbert McDoolihan)
Beware of North Koreans bearing large dongs....
WASHINGTON - North Korea (news - web sites) has an untested ballistic missile capable of reaching the western United States, intelligence officials said Wednesday.
The North Korean missile is a three-stage version of the Taepo Dong 2, Vice Adm. Lowell Jacoby, director of the Defense Intelligence Agency, said to reporters. It has not been flight-tested, Jacoby said, leaving some questions about the North Korea's capability to successfully launch the missile.
Before we lose all perspective here, let's remember that this is a country that cannot even feed it's own people. To think that they could lob a missile onto the front lawn of the Beverly Hills Garden Clubis is ludicrous.
Of course, if this IS true, we have the perfect pretext to bomb North Korea. Just as soon as we finish turning Iraq into the 51st state.
