Murphy's evil twin

(thanks, Owen)

Well, he took little Susie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped and killed her when he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

After 10 long years, they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
Then he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

- Warren Zevon, "Excitable Boy"