Clara Harris sentenced to 20 years in prison, $10,000 fine
Rather than weigh in on this one (Lord knows EVERYONE else already has), I thought I'd honor this occasion in song (thanks to Larry Simon and with sincere, profound apologies to Janis Joplin- may you soon stop spinning in your grave):
Oh Lord, won't you try me live on Court TV?
I'll freshen my makeup for this fine jury
Oh, sure, they will probably find me guilty
Oh Lord, won't you try me live on Court TV?Oh Lord, won’t you bail me out of this cell
I can't reach my lawyer and it's starting to smell
I'd call up my husband, but he's burning in Hell
Oh Lord, won’t you bail me out of this cellOh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My husband's been cheatin', let make that shit end
Run over that bastard, again and again
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Thank you, thank you...we'll be here all week. Please don't forget to buy Larry's new CD!!
