Hermit monk drives tractor off cliff in Greece
Of all the ways I could choose to shed this mortal coil, this is NOT one of them:
THESSALONIKI, Greece -- A 25-year-old hermit monk died after accidentally driving his tractor off a cliff in an attempt to dodge police who have barricaded the rebel monastery, authorities said today.
The incident occurred early Saturday in the Orthodox Christian sanctuary of Mount Athos, where the rebel Esphigmenou monastery has been sealed off by police since Jan. 29.
Police said the monk, Tryfonas, who lived in solitary quarters, tried to retrieve a tractor outside the monastery grounds during the night to avoid police detection and drove off the side of a cliff.
Esphigmenou's 117 monks are defying an eviction order imposed because of their fierce opposition to efforts to improve relations between the Orthodox Church and the Vatican.
They were ordered to leave the monastery after Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew -- spiritual leader of the world's Orthodox Christians -- last year declared the monks "schismatic."
The 1,000-year-old Esphigmenou is one of 20 active monasteries on Mount Athos, a peninsula in northern Greece from which all women are banned.
Ouch....