February 16, 2003 7:28 AM

Spring Break will never be the same

DAYTONA BEACH BANS THONG BIKINIS

Well, at least you have to worry about losing all that winter weight, right??

In Daytona Beach, Fla., a new law bans thong bikinis and other super-revealing attire in public places. Another recent ordinance strengthens the prohibition against on-street alcohol consumption by banning open containers within 100 feet of main drag Atlantic Avenue. The idea is to prevent revelers at large events from drinking in parking lots and other quasipublic places, police officials say.

The beefed-up public-nudity law, passed in October, includes sometimes-arcane specifications ('' . . . that portion of the buttocks which lies between the top and bottom of the buttocks, and between two imaginary straight lines . . . '' must be covered). The restriction doesn't extend to Daytona's beaches, however, which are under county jurisdiction.

So, I wonder what the minimum qualifications to be a bikini inspector are? Not that I'm interested or anything....

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