Let me just state for the record that I love my wife, but there are limits beyond which even I will not go to demonstrate that love. THIS is way out there, and FAR beyond that limit....
MANILA (Reuters) - A Filipino man cut off his penis and tossed it through a window to his estranged wife in a bid to prove his fidelity, a Philippine newspaper has reported.
The man wrapped the severed member in a newspaper and threw it through the window of his wife's parents' house in the northwestern town of Malasiqui, the Philippine Star said.
"So you will not suspect I am courting another girl," the Star said the man shouted before he hobbled off into the night.
His shocked wife gave the severed penis to police, who sought the help of an embalmer to preserve it until her husband could be found, the paper said on Thursday.
Owww...just thinking about that leaves me doubled over in pain.
Of course, I suppose we should all be thankful that this maroon won't be breeding.
The good news is that now he is eligible to become a Catholic priest....
