I've now become so insanely jealous of Sean-Paul Kelley that I've decided that the time has come to do what I must in order to compete. Since I have little of substance to offer, I'm going to have to be creative. If I have to show some skin to attract readers, then damnit, that's what I'm going to do....
Susan: Whatcha doing, honey?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just posting naked pictures of myself....
