(Via Stoutdem, who found it at Sisyphus Shrugged)
"Strained pun, link [article from major news source, possibly a few hours ahead of anyone I read because I sit at a computer all day and I'm a compulsive information junkie], space, "OK, what the [objectionable copulative verb] is this [organic waste referent] all about? I mean, [blaspheme], how the [objectionable copulative verb] do these [objectionable copulative gerund] people think they're going to get away with this [objectionable copulative gerund] [organic waste referent]? I mean, it's not enough that the miserable [objectionable incestuous copulative gerund] [suggestion of genetic insufficiency] [objectionable copulative adjective] heads....""
This could, I suppose, always be useful during those times when you want to contribute but are suffering from writer's block (or a brain cramp)....