Yesterday marked the first reported the first American sighting of the dreaded Iraqi Wood Duck, the latest in Iraqi chemical and nuclear weapons delivery technology. When unarmed, this ingenious delivery system looks and acts like any other duck. When fully armed, however, the Iraqi Wood Duck becomes what UN inspectors call the "Saddaminator"- the IWD High-Yield Poultry Delivery System. Rumor has it that these feathered weapons of mass destruction have been specifically trained to be attracted to water hazards on American golf courses. This means that I will have to be especially vigilant this morning to keep my drives in the fairway.
And you thought golf wasn't a risky sport...silly wabbit!!
