There actually was a picture that goes along with this article, but being that this is still (nominally, at least) a family show....
SANTIAGO, Chile (Reuters) - About 300 Chileans have stripped naked to protest a war on Iraq, demanding President Ricardo Lagos vote against the United States in the U.N. Security Council.
In a park area cordoned off by police, a mostly young crowd of bare-bottomed men and women jumped up and down and shouted "No to war. Yes to peace," on Saturday then held up their hands and sang popular Latin American protest songs.
I really could have lived without the description of the jumping up and down part. It sounds too much like a Jimmy Kimmel-fueled re-run of "The Man Show".
It could be worse, I suppose. At least they're not gratifying themselves for peace (yes, that's what I said....). I'd share that link with you, but I'm in enough trouble as it is....