April 2003 Archives
- April 30, 2003
The voice of Reason & Moderation speaks
Comments (18) - April 30, 2003
The 2004 Republican campaign platform
Comments (2) - April 30, 2003
Fun with Nigerian scam artists - April 30, 2003
Turning their own weapons against them - April 30, 2003
Gators are people too(??) - April 30, 2003
Yet another reason why I love "The Simpsons"
Comments (1) - April 30, 2003
D'oh! - April 29, 2003
A Freudian justification for war?
Comments (1) - April 29, 2003
Politics as it ought to be- like a beer commercial - April 29, 2003
You know we've won when they break out the PowerPoint presentation - April 29, 2003
There I was, just minding my own business
Comments (1) - April 29, 2003
No wonder no one takes these maroons seriously
Comments (1) - April 29, 2003
Let the demonization begin
Comments (2) - April 29, 2003
Can lightning strike twice? - April 29, 2003
D'oh! - April 28, 2003
Standing up for those who cannot
Comments (1) - April 28, 2003
No wonder the Iraqis were so excited
Comments (2) - April 28, 2003
Not your usual drunken bacchanal.... - April 28, 2003
This should be self-evident, but.... - April 28, 2003
Boys just want to have fun - April 28, 2003
It's called multi-tasking, damnit - April 28, 2003
D'oh! - April 27, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in.... - April 27, 2003
Phone sex with Sen. Santorum's office
Comments (1) - April 27, 2003
It's a dessert topping and a floor wax!! - April 27, 2003
Naked news
Comments (1) - April 27, 2003
Here's what happens when you call their bluffs - April 27, 2003
D'oh! - April 26, 2003
Denmark has a hockey team??
Comments (1) - April 26, 2003
Mediocre is as mediocre does.... - April 26, 2003
The newest member of the family?
Comments (4) - April 26, 2003
Debating what has become a defacto reality
Comments (2) - April 26, 2003
It ain't easy being the world's only superpower - April 26, 2003
It's not as if Iraq could do any worse, right?? - April 26, 2003
Justice delayed is, well, justice delayed - April 25, 2003
Mine really IS bigger than yours.... - April 25, 2003
Shameless self-promotion tip #38 - April 25, 2003
There oughta be a law....
Comments (2) - April 25, 2003
The new Business 101 - April 25, 2003
True Believers making themselves heard - April 25, 2003
Can we all just relax now? - April 25, 2003
A very big deal, indeed - April 25, 2003
We especially love the ones on television - April 24, 2003
OK, so subtlety isn't exactly their strong point, eh?
Comments (6) - April 24, 2003
We are fortunate to have people such as this defending our freedom, no?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - April 24, 2003
Hey, we LIKE our racist past! Gottaproblemwiddat?
Comments (2) - April 24, 2003
Just go, and take Ted Rall with you
Comments (2) - April 24, 2003
And now for a bit of virtual flag-burning - April 24, 2003
If Orwell invented a country, it would be Belarus - April 24, 2003
At least they're not using it.... - April 23, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 31 - April 23, 2003
Memo to Rick Santorum: 'Tis better to be thought a fool....
Comments (8) - April 23, 2003
Hang around long enough, and you just might pull off the upset
Comments (1) - April 23, 2003
Taking care of what really matters
Comments (4) - April 23, 2003
Newt who??
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - April 23, 2003
Live from the Arrogance Ballroom.... | TrackBacks (1) - April 23, 2003
I'll sleep when I'm dead - April 22, 2003
Fun with telemarketers
Comments (9) - April 22, 2003
Another morning in Paradise.... - April 22, 2003
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, eh?
Comments (1) - April 22, 2003
A victory for free speech?
Comments (2) - April 22, 2003
The first word in "freedom of speech" is still "freedom"
Comments (6) - April 22, 2003
Land of the free? Maybe not much longer.... - April 22, 2003
This is why this is my favorite time of year
Comments (2) - April 22, 2003
Yeah, but they're smart - April 21, 2003
So this is why we went to war?? | TrackBacks (1) - April 21, 2003
Time to send for help?? - April 21, 2003
It's a cast of thousands! - April 21, 2003
Yes, you could be next.... - April 21, 2003
ALL NATURAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT CAN NOW BE YOURS!! - April 21, 2003
Can't we all just get along? - April 21, 2003
Maybe they just need a few more Suburbans or Hummers? - April 21, 2003
Arrogance, adultery, and murder
Comments (1) - April 21, 2003
What is the world coming to?
Comments (2) - April 20, 2003
Giving credit where credit is due - April 20, 2003
Four wins down; 12 to go
Comments (3) - April 20, 2003
Baby needs a redesign
Comments (3) - April 20, 2003
I suppose gratitude may be the first casualty of war - April 20, 2003
And here I just thought that everyone was happier than usual | TrackBacks (1) - April 20, 2003
Heroes aren't found in arenas
Comments (6) - April 20, 2003
Margaritas generally work best - April 19, 2003
It's all about knowing your audience - April 19, 2003
It's good to be King - April 19, 2003
Justice delayed is not justice denied
Comments (1) - April 19, 2003
Patriotic Correctness run amok, Redux - April 19, 2003
Another step forward for interpersonal communications | TrackBacks (1) - April 19, 2003
To the victors go the spoils - April 19, 2003
Deja vu all over again - April 19, 2003
It's not easy being me
Comments (1) - April 18, 2003
29 again??
Comments (13) - April 18, 2003
I now inform you that you are too far from reality, Part Deux - April 18, 2003
I now inform you that you are too far from reality - April 18, 2003
How do they download porn?
Comments (1) - April 18, 2003
Thankfully, it wasn't a royal flush - April 17, 2003
No, I really don't make this stuff up....
Comments (3) - April 17, 2003
Just bury the body out back somewhere, willya??
Comments (2) - April 17, 2003
Hey, it beats working - April 17, 2003
What next? - April 17, 2003
Much ado about less than nothing
Comments (1) - April 17, 2003
It's might also be the "last annual" - April 16, 2003
Will someone PLEASE remind me why the Astros got rid of him??
Comments (1) - April 16, 2003
Stupid is as stupid does...but it will cost you at least $2500
Comments (1) - April 16, 2003
Who says size doesn't matter?
Comments (3) - April 16, 2003
If David Letterman were a Libertarian... - April 16, 2003
Justice delayed does not mean justice denied
Comments (2) - April 16, 2003
We're off to see the (Grand) Wizard - April 16, 2003
They wouldn't lie to us, would they?? - April 16, 2003
At least it's something you can understand - April 15, 2003
Time to take our show on the road again?
Comments (3) - April 15, 2003
Much ado about (almost) nothing
Comments (5) - April 15, 2003
Just think what would happen if we invaded Syria
Comments (3) - April 15, 2003
Pax Americana - April 15, 2003
Patriotic Correctness run amok
Comments (3) - April 15, 2003
Spoiled? Pampered? Held to a different standard? You bet....
Comments (1) - April 15, 2003
Or time to reapply for unemployment - April 14, 2003
And he seemed like a such a nice young racist - April 14, 2003
Another Monday morning in Paradise
Comments (3) - April 14, 2003
War news, Day 27 - April 14, 2003
Victory- it's already old news - April 14, 2003
'Nuff said - April 14, 2003
The ethics of war- no, it's not an oxymoron - April 14, 2003
Perhaps they deserve each other
Comments (3) - April 13, 2003
How 'bout dem Gophers, eh?? - April 13, 2003
Too much?
Comments (1) - April 12, 2003
Time to smell the thorns, er, the roses.... - April 11, 2003
Stay tuned, y'all....
Comments (13) - April 11, 2003
War News, Day 24 - April 11, 2003
Reflect. Repent. Reboot. Rejoice.
Comments (2) - April 11, 2003
There but for the grace of the beancounters.... - April 10, 2003
Who would have expected this?
Comments (3) - April 10, 2003
War News, Day 23 - April 10, 2003
Facing reality
Comments (1) - April 10, 2003
Sure, there's a war on, but there's money to be made! - April 10, 2003
Conceptual terrorism? - April 9, 2003
How do you say "Freedom Kissing" in German? - April 9, 2003
The Carnival's back in town - April 9, 2003
We may not be #1, but at least we're not San Antonio | TrackBacks (1) - April 9, 2003
War news, Day 22 - April 9, 2003
Right; we're kinda busy bombing the crap out of Baghdad just now.... - April 9, 2003
I remember when... - April 9, 2003
A trip down the rabbit hole, Part Deux - April 9, 2003
93?? He's almost old enough to be Pope.... - April 8, 2003
Keeping those pesky allies in line - April 8, 2003
Freedom of expression is a relative thing
Comments (6) - April 8, 2003
A trip down the rabbit hole
Comments (1) - April 8, 2003
Rich, talented, and dumb - April 8, 2003
No one else saw this coming, either - April 8, 2003
It's all about making sacrifices - April 7, 2003
My secret to beating the market - April 7, 2003
It's what's for dinner....
Comments (2) - April 7, 2003
I'll believe this when I see it
Comments (2) - April 7, 2003
Other rumors have the country's name being changed to "Halliburtonia"
Comments (1) - April 7, 2003
The most wonderful time of the year - April 7, 2003
Why I love Photoshop
Comments (1) - April 7, 2003
War against Iraq, Day 19
Comments (3) - April 7, 2003
Greetings from Incarceration Nation
Comments (1) - April 7, 2003
Yes, we do things a little bit differently here - April 7, 2003
Or the Republican National Committee - April 6, 2003
Making our world a safer place
Comments (3) - April 6, 2003
What will you do when they come for you? - April 6, 2003
Methinks this might be found in the comic book section - April 6, 2003
A little war news to start your Sunday morning - April 5, 2003
I am, without a doubt, forbidden to laugh at this....*snicker*
Comments (1) - April 5, 2003
Right; we're not ALL evil, colonizing oppressors
Comments (2) - April 5, 2003
Thank you, Masters of the Obvious
Comments (2) - April 5, 2003
More war news - April 5, 2003
You might not believe this, but...
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - April 5, 2003
Indeed.... - April 4, 2003
Is it really so difficult to respect those you disagree with??
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - April 4, 2003
Yes, but it still doesn't get more hits than "Britney Spears naked" - April 4, 2003
On the road to Baghdad - April 4, 2003
It's easier to fall than it is to get back up - April 4, 2003
Oh, right; loose lips sink ships
Comments (6) - April 4, 2003
WM, amply endowed, looking for Ms. Right - April 4, 2003
The inmates are running the asylum in Portland - April 4, 2003
Anything for a free drink
Comments (1) - April 4, 2003
Congress is on a need-to-know basis.... - April 3, 2003
It may not be the end, but you can almost see it from here
Comments (2) - April 3, 2003
So, the first casualty of war is a grip on reality?
Comments (7) - April 3, 2003
Toby Keith would be proud - April 3, 2003
Self-expression at Internet speed
Comments (2) - April 3, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us?
Comments (1) - April 3, 2003
It's a good thing it was only a rental car - April 3, 2003
And Peter wasn't very smart about it, either - April 3, 2003
That would explain why I have so much on my mind - April 2, 2003
Give 'em what they want, redux - April 2, 2003
The scariest one yet....
Comments (2) - April 2, 2003
Give 'em what they want (Sean-Paul would be proud)
Comments (1) - April 2, 2003
Spring is just another word for not being able to breathe
Comments (1) - April 2, 2003
Queen of the backyard - April 2, 2003
Life begins on Opening Day - April 2, 2003
To the victors go the press briefings - April 2, 2003
I suppose laughing beats the alternative - April 2, 2003
Welcome to the PC Olympics
Comments (2) - April 1, 2003
Rushing to judgement - April 1, 2003
Of course, then there are the "Re-education through labor" camps....
Comments (2) - April 1, 2003
Let the madness begin - April 1, 2003
Einar's a HUGE Yao Ming fan - April 1, 2003
What if they really ARE out to get you?