Susan and I have come up with a sure-fire way to make MILLIONS. I've been getting a lot of emails lately offering to share the wonders (for a price, of course) of PENIS ENLARGEMENT. Sure, I thought, we should be able to get in on this racket somehow. I walked into the front room to talk to Susan, and there she was, wearing her reading glasses, when it hit both of us. You know those magnifying/reading glasses that drug stores sell for 5 bucks? Well, we're going to buy a bunch of them, have them repackaged, and sell them for 50 bucks as PENIS ENLARGERS. Just give one to your partner, and in the throes of passion, you WILL be 25-33% LARGER- satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!! Remember, guys...chicks love men with big $&@%!!
Dude, we're going to be RICH- and don't think that any of y'all are going to be able to hit us up for a loan, either. Find your own damn gimmick.... ;0)
