April 1, 2003 5:54 AM

What if they really ARE out to get you?

Robert Clawson decided he was being hunted by the DEA, the police and the government, so he used his truck to intentionally ram a car stopped at a light in South Salt Lake City, Utah, then fled. The rammee followed him several blocks, where Clawson intentionally caused a second accident. From there he drove to a gas station and held a victim at knife point, forcing the victim to fill up his car with gas. He then drove up to a couple who were strolling along the sidewalk and demanded a drink from their cup of coffee. When they approached his car, he pulled a knife on them. He then fled into Salt Lake, where a police officer cut him off, causing an accident and disabling his truck- -also proving that even a paranoid can sometimes be right.

- Joe Bob Briggs

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