May 2003 Archives
- May 31, 2003
How often do you get asked for your opinion, eh?
Comments (1) - May 31, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 2367 - May 31, 2003
It's so simple when you break it down scientifically - May 31, 2003
Game on, eh??
Comments (1) - May 31, 2003
Smoke and mirror economics - May 31, 2003
Or you can move to Harlem
Comments (1) - May 30, 2003
This is what happens when you expect honesty from your public servants
Comments (1) - May 30, 2003
You do NOT want to come home to this
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (3) - May 30, 2003
Love, life, and lost friends - May 30, 2003
Am I the only one thinking that this doesn't quite add up? - May 30, 2003
Don't chip, either - May 29, 2003
Time for a career move??
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - May 29, 2003
Sigh...they grow up so quickly, don't they??
Comments (7) - May 29, 2003
Win one for the Terminator? - May 29, 2003
Is there anyone more qualified? I didn't think so.
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - May 29, 2003
Where da weed at??
Comments (2) - May 29, 2003
Au revoir... - May 29, 2003
No, but you would be exhausted - May 28, 2003
That's a choice??
Comments (1) - May 28, 2003
This is what you get when you allow the Lunatic Fringe to hijack an entire state
Comments (1) - May 28, 2003
When any idiot can be a parent, you can't be surprised when parents are idiots - May 28, 2003
That's gotta hurt....
Comments (1) - May 28, 2003
A menorah in the Oval Office? Why not??
Comments (10) - May 28, 2003
She never met a dead horse she wasn't willing to beat
Comments (2) - May 28, 2003
Yes, Virginia, Liberals can be patriots, too
Comments (1) - May 27, 2003
And now for a kitten break....
Comments (4) - May 27, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - May 27, 2003
So much for accountability, eh??
Comments (5) - May 27, 2003
The right thing, for the right reasons - May 27, 2003
So what, exactly, are y'all whining about??
Comments (1) - May 27, 2003
...Just praying that he doesn't make a complete ass of himself - May 26, 2003
Everybody loves baby pictures...right??
Comments (13) - May 26, 2003
And I suppose the World Trade Center towers and the Pentagon exploded by themselves??
Comments (5) - May 26, 2003
Our era's Hitler? - May 26, 2003
Mold? Algae? Al Sharpton's hair?? - May 26, 2003
No politically-oriented philosophizing is allowed before breakfast - May 26, 2003
There's always more room in Houston - May 25, 2003
And just where are you going to put a stadium in the desert? - May 25, 2003
Was it really necessary to pee in my coffee??
Comments (11)| TrackBacks (1) - May 25, 2003
Perhaps we could just stay home and rent some movies?? - May 25, 2003
Everyone has an opinion, and we all know what opinions are like, don't we??
Comments (5) - May 25, 2003
Shouldn't we have bombed these fools into the Stone Age??
Comments (3) - May 25, 2003
With friends like this, who needs enemas? - May 25, 2003
Like maybe in your 40's??
Comments (1) - May 24, 2003
Tastes Great! Less Filling!!
Comments (16) - May 24, 2003
C'mon, it had to look suspicious
Comments (1) - May 24, 2003
The emperor may have no clothes, but he's not hurting for shoes - May 24, 2003
So at least you'll know when you hate someone - May 23, 2003
And you don't have to get them spayed
Comments (1) - May 23, 2003
And the winner is....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - May 23, 2003
Freedom! Whiskey! Sexy!
Comments (1) - May 23, 2003
They call me... - May 23, 2003
Power corrupts, and then there is Tom DeLay - May 23, 2003
Right; probably from overwatering - May 22, 2003
Things that go boom in the night
Comments (1) - May 22, 2003
Just keep them away from the remote
Comments (1) - May 22, 2003
Vote early and often - May 22, 2003
Can we all just get over ourselves?
Comments (15) - May 22, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - May 22, 2003
Personally, I plan on living forever | TrackBacks (1) - May 22, 2003
We'll call it the Monty Python defense | TrackBacks (1) - May 22, 2003
And you know how I hate getting my hands dirty - May 21, 2003
And the jello is amazingly lifelike
Comments (1) - May 21, 2003
And now for the audience participation portion of our show....
Comments (31)| TrackBacks (3) - May 21, 2003
A return to the back alleys?
Comments (6) - May 21, 2003
Take that, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!! - May 21, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities - May 21, 2003
Whoda thunkit?? - May 20, 2003
Time to cash in
Comments (2) - May 20, 2003
And now a word from our sponsor.... - May 20, 2003
News Flash: John Ashcroft to be first Minister of Silly Walks - May 20, 2003
Finally, a career where lack of integrity is no roadblock - May 20, 2003
So much for effective leadership
Comments (2) - May 20, 2003
Or from Tom DeLay.... - May 19, 2003
Yes, it does matter
Comments (4) - May 19, 2003
Sorry, I just sold the last one
Comments (2) - May 19, 2003
Democrats refuse to play the nail to Tom DeLay's hammer
Comments (5) - May 19, 2003
Conservatism with a conscience? - May 19, 2003
History: it's just one damn thing after another - May 19, 2003
Time for your meds, y'all | TrackBacks (1) - May 19, 2003
It beats paying for college
Comments (1) - May 18, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to slap one on your bumper
Comments (5) - May 18, 2003
How Palestinian Martyrs deal with bulldozer threats - May 18, 2003
And now, a word from our sponsor.... - May 18, 2003
Homeland Insecurity - May 18, 2003
Is there anything more enjoyable than watching Tom DeLay pitch a fit?
Comments (4) - May 18, 2003
Yeah, but I'll bet they don't cheat and steal, eh? - May 18, 2003
Dentists are people, too?? - May 17, 2003
Real patriots don't think differently - May 17, 2003
A Communiqué from the Motherland
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - May 17, 2003
It was just a light snack before dinner.... - May 17, 2003
Sometimes moral victories are the only ones available
Comments (2) - May 17, 2003
And some of us fall into it face-first - May 16, 2003
Sorry I can't be more helpful
Comments (1) - May 16, 2003
Is Russian Roulette played with five full or five empty chambers??
Comments (3) - May 16, 2003
Jean-Sebastian Who??
Comments (1) - May 16, 2003
This is why you'll never hear "France" and "justice" used in the same sentence - May 16, 2003
Pass the Freedom Fries?? - May 16, 2003
Coming home as heroes? - May 16, 2003
How not to play Blackjack - May 15, 2003
I thought we weren't going to engage in nation-building? - May 15, 2003
Mr. Rall, it's time for your medication
Comments (4) - May 15, 2003
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true - May 15, 2003
I don't know what voices you may be hearing, but they're not God - May 15, 2003
Stoopid Peepul Trix - May 15, 2003
Your tax dollars at work? - May 15, 2003
Another day in Texas, another tragedy.
Comments (1) - May 14, 2003
Stand. Face into wind. Expectorate.
Comments (1) - May 14, 2003
So much for personal responsibility
Comments (3) - May 14, 2003
They won't get it right until v2.0 anyway
Comments (1) - May 14, 2003
Cry me a f*****g river, Tom
Comments (5) - May 14, 2003
Hey, he can't be any worse than what have to work with now, right? - May 14, 2003
Lies, damn lies, and statistics
Comments (1) - May 14, 2003
Dumbass alert
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - May 14, 2003
It beats having to find a tie that matches, eh? - May 13, 2003
Hillary Whatzerface??
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - May 13, 2003
Has anyone noticed the difference??
Comments (1) - May 13, 2003
And people wonder why I love Texas
Comments (14)| TrackBacks (1) - May 13, 2003
If Franz Kafka were a banker.... - May 13, 2003
You don't want to be different, do you?? - May 13, 2003
Indeed.... - May 12, 2003
You never know where they'll be hiding - May 12, 2003
Give 500 Monkeys Movable Type and get outta the way.... - May 12, 2003
Happy Mother's Day...or not - May 12, 2003
It's good to be King
Comments (1) - May 12, 2003
This is what happens when political correctness becomes law
Comments (3) - May 12, 2003
It sure doesn't feel like Paradise - May 12, 2003
Words to live by - May 12, 2003
Especially stupidity....
Comments (1) - May 11, 2003
Yes, I did.... - May 11, 2003
The State of Hockey
Comments (4) - May 11, 2003
This will make you feel good about yourself. - May 11, 2003
Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.
Comments (2) - May 11, 2003
Well, that would explain Shrub - May 10, 2003
Before you discount the messenger, listen to the message
Comments (4) - May 10, 2003
Found in a Baghdad gift shop.... - May 10, 2003
He'd be worth more if he'd take out the garbage - May 10, 2003
My God can beat up your god - May 10, 2003
A taxpayer-funded campaign speech? - May 9, 2003
Use the force, Luke.... - May 9, 2003
Hey, at least I'm not France
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - May 9, 2003
Dismantling Roe v. Wade piece by piece, Part Deux
Comments (1) - May 9, 2003
UN...BEE...LEEV...UH...BULL
Comments (4) - May 9, 2003
I smell a Darwin Award
Comments (1) - May 9, 2003
Beware the power of stupid people in large groups
Comments (3) - May 9, 2003
Boys just want to have fun - May 9, 2003
D'oh!! - May 8, 2003
Perhaps you can go home again??
Comments (2) - May 8, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 33 - May 8, 2003
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax - May 8, 2003
The new Washington Times poster boy
Comments (4) - May 8, 2003
What's in a name? - May 8, 2003
Say goodbye to the Jailblazers? - May 8, 2003
D'oh! - May 7, 2003
Well, I suppose this is one way to end things
Comments (1) - May 7, 2003
The only thing missing were the cheerleaders
Comments (7) - May 7, 2003
Can we all just grow the hell up??
Comments (2) - May 7, 2003
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's THONG MAN!!
Comments (2) - May 7, 2003
No wonder I haven't been feeling well
Comments (1) - May 7, 2003
D'oh! - May 6, 2003
Honey, dinner is here!!
Comments (2) - May 6, 2003
There goes the neighborhood
Comments (5) - May 6, 2003
Stupid is as stupid writes
Comments (12) - May 6, 2003
Let's hope they change the seat covers between flights
Comments (2) - May 6, 2003
When do we bomb Paris?
Comments (4) - May 6, 2003
D'oh!
Comments (1) - May 5, 2003
Look at me! I'm Presidentiary!! - May 5, 2003
Wanted: A Democrat with ideas and a personality. Mrs. Clinton, pick up the white paging phone....
Comments (2) - May 5, 2003
The truth is sometimes stranger than political fiction
Comments (2) - May 5, 2003
Bear Bryant wouldn't have passed this test
Comments (3) - May 5, 2003
Time to find out who your friends are - May 5, 2003
D'oh! - May 4, 2003
Shut up and pass the Freedom Fries, willya?? - May 4, 2003
It figures that he'd be on Mike Ilitch's payroll - May 4, 2003
Protecting ourselves from ourselves?
Comments (5) - May 4, 2003
This is an April Fools joke, right?
Comments (1) - May 4, 2003
Tough love
Comments (1) - May 4, 2003
Can Bill run again?
Comments (3) - May 4, 2003
D'oh! - May 3, 2003
I'm a bad man | TrackBacks (1) - May 3, 2003
Fair and balanced? Sure, if you're a white NRA member.
Comments (1) - May 3, 2003
Score one for cancer
Comments (6) - May 3, 2003
I like history - May 3, 2003
So much for compassion - May 3, 2003
"Operator, give me the number for 911!" - May 3, 2003
D'oh! - May 2, 2003
What? It's not as if Keanu Reeves can act, either....
Comments (1) - May 2, 2003
It's always worked for me
Comments (3) - May 2, 2003
I'm Presidentiary, and I eat wimps like you for breakfast - May 2, 2003
Oh, come on; it's a disinfectant, isn't it? - May 2, 2003
Paging Julio Lugo....
Comments (1) - May 2, 2003
Deja vu all over again?
Comments (2) - May 2, 2003
So much for supporting your employees
Comments (1) - May 2, 2003
D'oh! - May 1, 2003
'Tis the season....
Comments (1) - May 1, 2003
I'm cute, cuddly, and apparently deadly - May 1, 2003
Dismantling Roe v. Wade piece by piece
Comments (16)| TrackBacks (1) - May 1, 2003
Does PETA know about this?? - May 1, 2003
A little light bedtime reading - May 1, 2003
And I suppose you have a better idea? - May 1, 2003
D'oh!
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