Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police
Didn't the wedding vows say something about promising to "love, honor, cherish, and cook my meals"?
LONDON (Reuters) - An angry British husband made an emergency call to police -- because his wife refused to cook him his dinner....
"My wife's left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I'm sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating," the man told the police operator.
"She won't put any food on or anything for anybody."
The operator is then heard interrupting him saying: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."
Hello, moron...Domino's doesn't deliver??
