Bart's 10 best blackboard lines:
I was not touched 'there' by an angel;
Fire is not the cleanser;
Fish do not like coffee;
Pork is not a verb;
The hamster did not have 'a full life';
No one wants to hear about my sciatica;
I am not my long-lost twin;
The nurse is not dealing;
I will not surprise the incontinent;
Temptation Island is not a sleazy piece of crap.