May 12, 2003 5:26 AM

Words to live by

Bart's 10 best blackboard lines:

I was not touched 'there' by an angel;

Fire is not the cleanser;

Fish do not like coffee;

Pork is not a verb;

The hamster did not have 'a full life';

No one wants to hear about my sciatica;

I am not my long-lost twin;

The nurse is not dealing;

I will not surprise the incontinent;

Temptation Island is not a sleazy piece of crap.

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