June 2003 Archives
- June 30, 2003
How to pretty up "the beautiful game"? - June 30, 2003
And now for the audience participation portion of our show....
Comments (7) - June 30, 2003
Howard who?
Comments (4) - June 30, 2003
When smoking is outlawed, only outlaws will smoke
Comments (5) - June 30, 2003
Memo? What memo?? - June 29, 2003
And there will be no naked pictures, either - June 29, 2003
'Tis the season
Comments (2) - June 29, 2003
Sunday morning free association
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - June 29, 2003
A game of cat and mouse, Chapter 4
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (2) - June 29, 2003
It'll never last
Comments (1) - June 28, 2003
That's why it's called a food chain, y'all - June 28, 2003
Sisyphus for President
Comments (8) - June 28, 2003
Just one big happy family - June 28, 2003
The Australian Navy- it's not just a job, it's a drunken blur
Comments (1) - June 28, 2003
Next time, turn your cell phone off, eh?
Comments (1) - June 28, 2003
No cell phones, either....
Comments (1) - June 27, 2003
At least he didn't use the Holy Hand Grenade
Comments (1) - June 27, 2003
Let's see you put this one on a resume, eh?
Comments (4) - June 27, 2003
This weeks sign of the Apocalypse, redux
Comments (2) - June 27, 2003
Say hello to our second DUMASS AWARD winner
Comments (2) - June 27, 2003
This weeks sign of the Apocalypse - June 27, 2003
Back to the starving artist routine - June 27, 2003
RCMP: Dedicated to keeping Canada skank-free - June 26, 2003
This hurts just thinking about it
Comments (3) - June 26, 2003
History teachers packing heat?
Comments (1) - June 26, 2003
Will someone please take my credit card from me?
Comments (2) - June 26, 2003
500 monkeys on 500 keyboards....
Comments (1) - June 26, 2003
Ignorance and demagoguery on parade
Comments (3) - June 26, 2003
Can we get beyond our own self-interest here for once? - June 26, 2003
The PA probably isn't going to like this, but.... - June 26, 2003
I would NEVER have thought of that - June 25, 2003
I'm a legend in my own mind - June 25, 2003
Random musings
Comments (9) - June 25, 2003
A game of cat and mouse, Chapter 3
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - June 25, 2003
Wake me up when there's some real news....
Comments (1) - June 25, 2003
So much for his 15 minutes - June 25, 2003
I sense a pattern here.... - June 24, 2003
Governor Perry's hair is on high alert
Comments (1) - June 24, 2003
This ought come as a shock to anyone who knows me - June 24, 2003
A scene from the 1st annual TPRS fan convention
Comments (3) - June 24, 2003
Remember: vote early and often
Comments (6) - June 24, 2003
Salvaging a weekend in Omaha - June 24, 2003
Ouch.... - June 24, 2003
...Or the Hatfields and McCoys in the desert
Comments (1) - June 23, 2003
No, I'm not going to...I'm such a tease - June 23, 2003
The first of many, no doubt
Comments (4) - June 23, 2003
Happy Birthday to the man without whom I wouldn't be here! - June 23, 2003
The new, unofficial TPRS jingle - June 23, 2003
Let's just say that they're no threat to go undefeated
Comments (1) - June 23, 2003
Another day, another existential crisis - June 23, 2003
They apparently got the idea from Michael Bloomberg - June 23, 2003
A game of cat and mouse, Chapter 2
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - June 23, 2003
Geez, can't we just drive a stake through his heart?
Comments (1) - June 23, 2003
I can hardly wait until the prostate exam
Comments (1) - June 23, 2003
This is why I'm seldom in touch with it - June 22, 2003
I suppose it's easier than making a drug bust, eh? - June 22, 2003
Blame Canada, eh? - June 22, 2003
No, really; we LOVE America!! - June 22, 2003
Sadly, being a Liberal isn't so financially rewarding
Comments (2) - June 22, 2003
Discriminating readers demand a recount!! - June 22, 2003
Umm...or what he looks like.... - June 21, 2003
Yeah, I know...I was shocked as well.... - June 21, 2003
Now this I can get behind - June 21, 2003
A game of cat and mouse
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - June 21, 2003
Today on "Multitasking With Martha": - June 21, 2003
Things that make you go "hmmm...." - June 21, 2003
Thirty years later, it's still a lasting memory - June 21, 2003
What do you mean there's no drive-through window? - June 21, 2003
The myth of Ann Coulter is the greatest blonde fraud of our times
Comments (2) - June 20, 2003
Well, it sure as hell beats being ignored, eh??
Comments (2) - June 20, 2003
I've got to start paying closer attention - June 20, 2003
That's why it's called a food chain, no? - June 20, 2003
If I gained 30 pounds and shaved my goatee, I COULD BE Tom Clancy....
Comments (2) - June 20, 2003
Right; and the Holocaust was a Jewish plot to elicit sympathy for Zionism....
Comments (8) - June 20, 2003
Yep, it really IS worse than it looks - June 20, 2003
And then we'll shove bamboo shoots under their fingernails and tape their eyelids open (Part Deux)....
Comments (1) - June 20, 2003
When does it stop being nudity and become child porn?
Comments (2) - June 20, 2003
And bloggers.... - June 19, 2003
If only Anna could skate.... - June 19, 2003
Regaining your freedom will make for a very good day
Comments (3) - June 19, 2003
And when they're finished here, they'll start on the Liberals
Comments (17) - June 19, 2003
Get on with it!
Comments (4) - June 19, 2003
Your time is up, Ms. McCorvey. Please go now.
Comments (9)| TrackBacks (2) - June 19, 2003
Taking on the Conservative Fifth Column
Comments (1) - June 19, 2003
Presidential prevarications?
Comments (3) - June 19, 2003
Fair and balanced...whatever.... - June 19, 2003
And no one ever left mints on the pillow, either.... - June 19, 2003
It's not about saving lives. It's not about babies. It's about control. | TrackBacks (1) - June 18, 2003
And then we'll shove bamboo shoots under their fingernails and tape their eyelids open.... - June 18, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities- The Golden Years
Comments (1) - June 18, 2003
There are no mulligans in the Supreme Court
Comments (32)| TrackBacks (2) - June 18, 2003
Well, the man DOES need a job.... - June 18, 2003
Black is white. Day is night. The Shrub Administration is telling the truth.
Comments (3) - June 18, 2003
Doh!! - June 18, 2003
Beware of swarthy men bearing mullets - June 18, 2003
Except picking up after ourselves - June 17, 2003
You have only one Father, but anyone who cares can become a Dad - June 17, 2003
That's not chicken!! - June 17, 2003
We got wood!! - June 17, 2003
What Democrats are REALLY after | TrackBacks (2) - June 17, 2003
Tasty work if you can get it - June 17, 2003
We could paint it pink and turn it into a gay wedding chapel....
Comments (2) - June 17, 2003
FDR never did that, did he? - June 17, 2003
And Bill Gates WOULD rule the world - June 16, 2003
Lima time? How about Jackass time?
Comments (2) - June 16, 2003
Principals are for losers
Comments (1) - June 16, 2003
Can you say "Official Oppression"?
Comments (10) - June 16, 2003
We may not BE more secure, but we'd better FEEL more secure....
Comments (1) - June 16, 2003
But for $29.95 a month, I'll tell you where you can find them (psych...)
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - June 16, 2003
The blogging equivalent of home movies, Chapter 4 - June 16, 2003
He couldn't bring himself to promise to drop the arrogant self-superiority, though - June 15, 2003
How about trying something that will actually make a difference?
Comments (2) - June 15, 2003
If nominated, I will not...ah, hell, why not??
Comments (1) - June 15, 2003
Who says I have to do something useful? It's a day of rest.... - June 15, 2003
Helpful vacation tips? Nah.... - June 15, 2003
So much for the anger management classes, eh?? - June 15, 2003
It's not easy being mediocre- but it DOES pay well - June 15, 2003
The blogging equivalent of home movies, Chapter 3 - June 15, 2003
Too bad Kenneth Starr couldn't be impeached - June 14, 2003
Do owls play baseball?? - June 14, 2003
Happy Flag Day - June 14, 2003
I suppose there are worse things to be known for, eh?
Comments (8) - June 14, 2003
The blogging equivalent of home movies, Chapter 2 - June 14, 2003
What? We couldn't fight over something that matters? - June 14, 2003
War crimes? We don't see no stinkin' war crimes.... - June 14, 2003
Tastes Great! Less Filling!! - June 13, 2003
The blogging equivalent of home movies - June 13, 2003
Another day in Paradise - June 13, 2003
Free speech and higher education- is it mutually exclusive??
Comments (2) - June 13, 2003
Summer arrives
Comments (2) - June 13, 2003
How about we let someone else be the world's moral policeman?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - June 13, 2003
Light 'em up!! - June 13, 2003
Preferably in unmarked bills, no? - June 12, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities- 34th anniversary episode
Comments (2) - June 12, 2003
At least there would be no doubt as to their intentions - June 12, 2003
Finally, a no-hitter- and I'm in the middle of the freakin' Gulf of Mexico - June 12, 2003
The worst thing about vacations is that they end too quickly - June 12, 2003
Back in the saddle again....
Comments (1) - June 10, 2003
what's in Jack's closet? - June 10, 2003
WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO BE FIRST...
Comments (1) - June 7, 2003
Hey, even Hemingway took a vacation now and then, right??
Comments (4) - June 7, 2003
How to be bigger than Jesus...or at least Glenn Reynolds
Comments (2) - June 7, 2003
Road trip!! - June 7, 2003
The person responsible for Iceberg lettuce really should die a horrible and painful death - June 6, 2003
Not that you could tell the difference or anything.... - June 6, 2003
Hmm...refreshment or repose?? - June 6, 2003
The Statue of Liberty is French??
Comments (3) - June 6, 2003
I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you - June 6, 2003
But maybe she could do something about prison food?
Comments (1) - June 6, 2003
Time to crawl back under your rock - June 6, 2003
Yet more baby pictures
Comments (8) - June 6, 2003
Do Cheech and Chong know about this? - June 5, 2003
Why yes, I am a $#%&!]@ moron. Why do you ask? - June 5, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 3677
Comments (1) - June 5, 2003
Ask not what your country can do for you....
Comments (1) - June 5, 2003
Welcome to the Wild West
Comments (2) - June 5, 2003
Enforcing responsible behavior
Comments (7) - June 5, 2003
Beware of swarthy gentlemen bearing musicals - June 4, 2003
This is what happens when I take a break??
Comments (1) - June 4, 2003
Would you like fries wi' dat, Massuh??
Comments (1) - June 3, 2003
Try not to miss me too much
Comments (4) - June 3, 2003
So why DO so many people hate us? Maybe because nothing succeeds like success?
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - June 3, 2003
So what's a Royal Flush, again??
Comments (1) - June 3, 2003
Time for your meds, Mr. Penn - June 3, 2003
In v2.0, you can blow up the village - June 2, 2003
Just because I can
Comments (7) - June 2, 2003
No wonder politics in this town is such a silly exercise
Comments (5) - June 2, 2003
It's so much easier to just hate America
Comments (2) - June 2, 2003
Sometimes it's the players you've never heard of.... - June 2, 2003
From the ridiculous straight to the sublime - June 2, 2003
So much for pleasing SOME of the people SOME of the time | TrackBacks (1) - June 2, 2003
We're only protecting your from yourselves - June 1, 2003
Man, I NEVER would have guessed - June 1, 2003
Meet my editorial assistant
Comments (3) - June 1, 2003
In the mood for another pointless quiz?
Comments (1) - June 1, 2003
There's a time and a place for that, and it's called COLLEGE!
Comments (6) - June 1, 2003
Stoopid is as stoopid duz....
Comments (2) - June 1, 2003
Too true....
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - June 1, 2003
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true - June 1, 2003
Or to have another round