BUT! Enter only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this webpage is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie STREWN about its lair ... So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength come nae further, for DEATH awaits you all ... with nasty, big, pointy teeth!!
You have been warned....