Next Stop: France! It’s been nearly 60 years since France was last invaded. Le clock is ticking…
Bigwig has put together a French military timeline that amply illustrates this truism:
When it comes to war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute with a visible mustache.
Yep, from the Gallic Wars through the Algerian War of Independence, French military history is...well, let's just say it's not exactly an unbroken record of conquest. Have you heard the one about England and Germany going to war? Three days later the French Army surrendered.
