Body part found at Kingman wastewater plant
Well, if you live in or near Kingman, AZ, and you happen to be sans penis, I've got a pretty good idea where you might be able to find it.
A human body part has been found at a wastewater treatment plant outside of Kingman, spurring an investigation by Mohave County authorities.
Detectives were called to the plant after Kingman workers found a penis in a water filter, authorities said Tuesday.
Both the Mohave County Sheriff's Office and Kingman Police Department are investigating, said Jarrod Lyman, a sheriff's spokesman.
"We don't have any leads at this point," Lyman said. "We are investigating all possibilities," including foul play.
Duh!?! Foul play? No way, hoser....
This reminds me of a song from a few years ago: "Detachable Penis". It's the story of a young man who wakes up the morning after a party, only to discover that his penis has gone missing. He asks everyone he knows if they've seen his penis (a great pick-up line if ever I've heard one...), but no one has. Finally, he finds it with a sidewalk vendor, who is trying to sell it. So, our hero buys back his own penis and normalcy returns to the Kingdom. Sort of brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it??
