June 17, 2003 5:55 AM

We could paint it pink and turn it into a gay wedding chapel....

"We're thinking big": Ideas on how to revamp Astrodome welcome

So what do you do with a relic that used to be the "Eighth Wonder of the World"? Now the Astrodome is merely a sterile concrete mausoleum with all the ambiance of a funeral home. Of course, not having grown up in Houston, I have no particular emotional attachment to the Dome. To me, it's merely an ugly, soulless, grey concrete blight on the Houston landscape. I'd like to do it up like the Kingdome, but it seems that most of the natives want to save it. Why? Who knows....

My idea was to make it a dual-use facility: turn it into the world's largest brothel Monday- Saturday and the world's largest church on Sunday. Anyone else have any ideas?

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