Democratic Secret Plan for America
Well, it appears that Steve has stumbled onto our Evil Plan For Total World Domination, although he didn't get things quite right. Our Evil Plan For Total World Domination actually calls for the destruction of Talk Radio FIRST.
Yep, Rush Limbaugh and his ilk would be detained for an indefinite period at Guantanamo Bay while their links to Big Business are thoroughly investigated. Once Talk Radio has been eliminated as a threat to Democratic hegemony we'll be able to move on to solidifying our role as the Legitimate Ruling Class.
And now, kids, repeat after me:
SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!!
DONATE ANN COULTER TO A PACK OF HORNY CUB SCOUTS!!
ABORTION ON DEMAND!!
INCOME REDISTRIBUTION!!
APPOINT HILLARY CLINTON QUEEN BY ACCLIMATION!!
DISMANTLE THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!
REPLACE THE EPA WITH GREENPEACE!!
UNLIMITED TERMS IN OFFICE FOR BILL CLINTON (KNEEPADS NOT REQUIRED)!!
ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT!!
KOFI ANNAN FOR SUPREME LEADER!!
ADOPT THE EURO!!
CRUCIFY JOHN ASHCROFT!!
REPLACE THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES WITH THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION!!
TAX THE RICH!!
PROSECUTE KATHRYN HARRIS FOR ELECTORAL FRAUD!!
NEUTER DENNIS MILLER!!
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!
CRIMINALIZE TOBACCO!!
You see, it's all so simple if you just break it down scientifically, eh??
