July 2003 Archives
- July 31, 2003
Pack light, Dan....
Comments (1) - July 31, 2003
It doesn't look like much, and, well...it isn't
Comments (2) - July 31, 2003
Losing sight of the forest for the rainbows
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (2) - July 31, 2003
Maybe they were right after all
Comments (5) - July 31, 2003
OK...NOW you can panic
Comments (1) - July 31, 2003
What goes around sometimes comes back around
Comments (8) - July 31, 2003
Ugly and built to stay that way - July 30, 2003
It's nice to know I'm making a difference for someone out there
Comments (2) - July 30, 2003
Not quite a DUMASS AWARD, but very, very close - July 30, 2003
Alive and well and living on South Padre Island - July 30, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - July 30, 2003
Guess which question wasn't on the job application? - July 30, 2003
Fear and loathing in Montgomery County
Comments (4) - July 30, 2003
Fear and ignorance on parade
Comments (1) - July 30, 2003
That's assuming, of course, that all of us were similarly endowed - July 29, 2003
I can't compete on this level
Comments (1) - July 29, 2003
Sometimes the hardest part is letting go | TrackBacks (4) - July 29, 2003
And that's why it's called Survival of the Fittest - July 29, 2003
If it's good enough for Howard Dean.... - July 29, 2003
Of course, let's not forget that he doesn't play the same game that the rest of us mere mortals do - July 29, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (3) - July 28, 2003
Deja vu all over again, eh??
Comments (9) - July 28, 2003
I just love story time
Comments (1) - July 28, 2003
And all these years I'd always thought it was a recessive gene - July 28, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy
Comments (4) - July 28, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (1) - July 27, 2003
And no one ever knew it was coming
Comments (2) - July 27, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - July 27, 2003
Time to make yourself heard
Comments (13) - July 27, 2003
It's a little known historical fact that many pivotal Civil War battles were fought in Seattle - July 27, 2003
And it sounded like such good, clean fun - July 27, 2003
You say that like it's a bad thing.... - July 26, 2003
I just wish I'd come up with this one.... - July 26, 2003
On to the next big thing
Comments (1) - July 26, 2003
Da Interweb is never wrong. Is it?? - July 26, 2003
Stairway to Heaven
Comments (3) - July 26, 2003
Is that a dead weasel on your head? Or are you just glad to see me??
Comments (4) - July 26, 2003
Worrying about spiders while elephants are stomping about - July 26, 2003
Self-righteousness run amok?
Comments (1) - July 26, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth an reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 25, 2003
And I never even knew that I'd entered....
Comments (6) - July 25, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (9) - July 25, 2003
Panem et circenses
Comments (1) - July 25, 2003
Which comes first: religion or philosophy?
Comments (2) - July 25, 2003
They never expect the Spanish Inquisition
Comments (4) - July 25, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth an reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 24, 2003
More from the TPRS poster boy
Comments (1) - July 24, 2003
I am serious- and don't call me Shirley
Comments (1) - July 24, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - July 24, 2003
And this is important why??
Comments (3) - July 24, 2003
The triumph of Good over Evil - July 24, 2003
This is why I had my daughters vicariously - July 24, 2003
It does roll off the tongue more fluidly than "Preparation H Arena"
Comments (1) - July 24, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (2) - July 23, 2003
It's good to be King (like I would know....) - July 23, 2003
Just one amazing little blue pill.... - July 23, 2003
And we're going to keep doing it until we get what Tom DeLay wants
Comments (4) - July 23, 2003
Facing the unpleasant realities - July 23, 2003
And I'm going to hold my breath until I turn blue
Comments (2) - July 23, 2003
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" vs. "Peace, order, and good government" - July 23, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 22, 2003
What goes around.... | TrackBacks (1) - July 22, 2003
You might even hear Saddam buying uranium from Niger - July 22, 2003
The TPRS poster boy is back
Comments (2) - July 22, 2003
In service of the Jackass-in-Chief
Comments (5) - July 22, 2003
Greetings from Hell
Comments (2) - July 22, 2003
Now THIS is science....
Comments (1) - July 22, 2003
Pass the hat, y'all.... - July 22, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 21, 2003
Whither Wesley Clark?? - July 21, 2003
Much ado about nothing?
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (2) - July 21, 2003
You get what you pay for
Comments (1) - July 21, 2003
Managing the workload? Or weeding out dissenting voices?
Comments (1) - July 21, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy - July 20, 2003
Is that a rhetorical question, or are you just glad to see me??
Comments (8) - July 20, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (6) - July 20, 2003
This is leadership??
Comments (3) - July 20, 2003
A question wrapped in a riddle and surrounded by an enigma - July 20, 2003
If only I'd known.... - July 20, 2003
Now if he had been talking about France.... - July 20, 2003
Remind me again: what's French for "flaming jackass"?? - July 19, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and reveal your intolerance and idiocy
Comments (2) - July 19, 2003
If you're from Cincinnati, you really can't go home again
Comments (1) - July 19, 2003
My hero.... | TrackBacks (1) - July 19, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener - July 19, 2003
You want hatred? I've got your hatred right here....
Comments (1) - July 19, 2003
Suspicions were heightened when the 10-year-old asked his mother if she had reloaded his bear - July 19, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove your intolerance and idiocy - July 18, 2003
What goes around.... - July 18, 2003
And you just might be found wanting
Comments (9) - July 18, 2003
What a tangled web we weave....
Comments (4) - July 18, 2003
Kangaroo court is now in session- Judge McLane presiding
Comments (1) - July 18, 2003
Anna Nicole Smith is wondering where her mid-afternoon snack is - July 18, 2003
This is why we love the Internet....
Comments (1) - July 18, 2003
Not your average Joe
Comments (3) - July 17, 2003
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words - July 17, 2003
Wisdom from "Jerry Springer: The Opera" - July 17, 2003
So tell me again why Bill Clinton was such a horrible President??
Comments (4) - July 17, 2003
More disturbing search requests
Comments (1) - July 17, 2003
Poetic justice?
Comments (2) - July 17, 2003
Not exactly a recipe for peace and stability | TrackBacks (1) - July 17, 2003
Having a lot of friends won't hurt, though - July 16, 2003
Another lesson to be learned
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - July 16, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 16, 2003
Good dog.... | TrackBacks (1) - July 16, 2003
Picking up the pieces
Comments (2) - July 16, 2003
It's not the depth of your ideas, it's the size of your wallet
Comments (2) - July 16, 2003
Well, it does save on laundry soap - July 16, 2003
If this is true, I should be repeating 3rd grade for the 24th time - July 15, 2003
Yeah, it could have been a lot worse - July 15, 2003
There goes my tee time.... - July 15, 2003
Claudette decides to pay us a visit - July 15, 2003
Seen somewhere on I-5
Comments (2) - July 15, 2003
Shh...we're hunting wabbits
Comments (5) - July 15, 2003
I suppose it's beats taking personal responsibility - July 15, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 15, 2003
But CEO bonuses are WAY up!!
Comments (1) - July 14, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - July 14, 2003
Just when you though it was safe.... - July 14, 2003
More gratuitous Boo pictures
Comments (4) - July 14, 2003
Time to get to higher ground
Comments (3) - July 14, 2003
Who says propaganda is a bad thing?
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - July 14, 2003
A tale of arrogance and hubris
Comments (2) - July 14, 2003
I've seen this movie before.... - July 13, 2003
Welcome to the jungle
Comments (5) - July 13, 2003
Dean does Dallas
Comments (1) - July 13, 2003
A caffeine buzz, or a contribution to global poverty?? - July 13, 2003
You might want to hold off on that vacation on South Padre Island - July 13, 2003
How about taking care of the People's business FIRST?
Comments (8) - July 13, 2003
Is that a bundle of Ecstasy in your shorts, or are you just glad to see me? - July 13, 2003
Welcome to the next Big Thing | TrackBacks (2) - July 13, 2003
Hey, buddy, do you know the way to Saigon? - July 12, 2003
You wanna piece of this??
Comments (1) - July 12, 2003
Ya gotta have heart
Comments (2) - July 12, 2003
Thankfully, it looks as if we're about to dodge another bullet - July 12, 2003
I'll never look at Italian Sausage in the quite the same way again - July 12, 2003
Well, it is safer than declaring war on Turkey
Comments (1) - July 12, 2003
Ouch....
Comments (1) - July 12, 2003
Deep-seated principles, you mean beyond whether or not the check clears? - July 11, 2003
Thanks for that mental picture....
Comments (1) - July 11, 2003
So how do you say "Gig 'em" in Uzbek?
Comments (1) - July 11, 2003
Whither Claudette? - July 11, 2003
Stoopid is as stoopid duz
Comments (4) - July 11, 2003
Apparently, personal responsibility is a quaint and horribly outdated concept. - July 11, 2003
A lost art? - July 11, 2003
You might cheat on your wife, but cheating at golf is REALLY despicable
Comments (1) - July 10, 2003
I'm the people you're parents warned you about.... | TrackBacks (3) - July 10, 2003
Time to make a difference
Comments (1) - July 10, 2003
Fiddling while Pyongyang starves
Comments (2) - July 10, 2003
Next, we'll pave Paradise and put a Swoosh on it
Comments (2) - July 10, 2003
Man, that must have been SOME party.... - July 10, 2003
Another unwanted visitor? - July 10, 2003
And they'll all get fine secret unnamed executioners - July 9, 2003
Free willy!!
Comments (6) - July 9, 2003
Someone loves me, eh?? - July 9, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities- the Douglas Adams memorial edition - July 9, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener - July 9, 2003
Prison jumpsuits would be an improvement
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - July 9, 2003
Work vs. Prison - July 9, 2003
Now this ought to be good for some debate
Comments (3) - July 9, 2003
The real cost of war
Comments (2) - July 8, 2003
More disturbing search requests - July 8, 2003
DUMASS AWARD wiener #5
Comments (2) - July 8, 2003
'Tis a great day to be white, Republican, and Texan
Comments (2) - July 8, 2003
Time to separate the pretenders from the contenders?
Comments (1) - July 8, 2003
Greetings from Saigon....
Comments (2) - July 8, 2003
That's why we have expense accounts - July 7, 2003
Sometimes narrow-mindedness is it's own reward - July 7, 2003
Not exactly Mother of the Year
Comments (1) - July 7, 2003
Here's a good reason to call in sick today.... - July 7, 2003
With friends like these....
Comments (1) - July 7, 2003
Is Howard Dean electable?
Comments (3) - July 7, 2003
This is proof that history is more than just one damn thing after another - July 7, 2003
WWJD - July 6, 2003
Just in case you were wondering - July 6, 2003
Debunking Josef Goebbels
Comments (3) - July 6, 2003
It must have been some party.... - July 6, 2003
I winder if his boss knows that he's moonlighting? - July 6, 2003
Or like asking a Houston resident how they feel about Dallas - July 5, 2003
Not so disturbing search requests - July 5, 2003
Calling it as I sees it - July 5, 2003
How badly did you want to see Willie? - July 5, 2003
Gluttony turns pro - July 5, 2003
Today advisers, tomorrow the 82nd Airborne - July 5, 2003
Say what? - July 4, 2003
Happy 227th!! - July 4, 2003
Oh, and before I forget....Happy Independence Day, y'all!! - July 4, 2003
DUMASS AWARD wiener #4
Comments (2) - July 4, 2003
When God wants to punish us, He answers our prayers - July 4, 2003
Just another day in Paradise...NOT
Comments (2) - July 4, 2003
It takes one to know one, I suppose - July 4, 2003
Things that go boom - July 4, 2003
Those who can't become critics - July 3, 2003
Play safe, y'all....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - July 3, 2003
Today's Public Service Announcement - July 3, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener....
Comments (2) - July 3, 2003
How about giving the fans what they want? - July 3, 2003
Lies, damn lies, and Presidential speeches
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - July 3, 2003
Loose lips sinks ships - July 3, 2003
No wonder Johnny was never eating - July 2, 2003
And no, there are no naked pictures of Patrick Buchanan, either - July 2, 2003
Love hurts.... - July 2, 2003
At least I'll be known for something - July 2, 2003
Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words - July 2, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities: A Three-Hour Cruise | TrackBacks (1) - July 2, 2003
Is this really the type of country we want?
Comments (1) - July 2, 2003
Winning isn't everything...or is it? - July 2, 2003
Uh-oh.... - July 1, 2003
Who says customer service is dead? I do....
Comments (2) - July 1, 2003
Oops! My bad....
Comments (1) - July 1, 2003
So what's the plan here? - July 1, 2003
It's not easy being the Great Satan - July 1, 2003
A little ketchup should take care of this problem - July 1, 2003
Sorry, but Louisiana can have it - July 1, 2003
This is going to be hell on relationships