My version of this one goes like this: I'm standing on the first tee at the US Open, when I hear giggling. When I look down, I realize I'm completely naked....
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man woke up to find himself stark naked in the middle of a street after sleepwalking from home, police said Thursday. The 37-year-old man called police in the southern town of Buchen at around 6 a.m. after discovering he had left his house keys at home.
"The man waited naked for police at the phone booth, who gave him a raincoat to wear," said a police spokesman.
And then there was this one time at band camp....