July 1, 2003 5:17 AM

This is going to be hell on relationships

A new birth control pill called Seasonale limits the menstrual cycle to four periods a year. Women take active pills for 84 days, followed by seven days of placebo pills to trigger menstruation. The only known side effect is that the 33-day PMS period can include actual fire-breathing.

- Joe Bob Briggs

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