July 24, 2003 5:42 AM

This is why I had my daughters vicariously

And now, some motherly advice from Michele. It sounds like good advice, no??:

A two word message to anyone who has a daughter that has yet to approach the teenage years:

BOARDING SCHOOL.

Send her when she approaches eleven. Take her back at eighteen, just in time to send her away to college.

Either that, or I suggest earplugs and vodka.

I always promised myself that I'd have a child when I could figure out how to have one that would be born eighteen years old and three days away from leaving for college- on the East Coast....

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