July 15, 2003 3:32 AM

This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

Online personal ad features child killer Susan Smith

I love rainbows, Mickey Mouse, the beach, mountains and waterfalls. I consider myself to be sensitive, caring and kind-hearted. I'm currently serving a life sentence on the charge of murder. I have grown and matured a lot since my incarceration, but I will always hurt for the pain I've caused so many, especially my children. I hope to receive letters from those who are not judgmental and who are sincere.

Well, of course, you are, my dear. The fact that you strapped your children into your automobile, got out, and then rolled it into a lake with your children still inside was just a momentary lapse of judgement, no? And it is SO difficult for a discriminating single murderess to meet quality men these days. What's a girl to do??

Of course, if you are single and looking, Ms. Smith is available. The down side, of course, is that she's not eligible for parole until 2024. Patience, so I've been told, is a virtue....

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