August 2003 Archives
- August 31, 2003
Random musings on a rainy Sunday morning
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - August 31, 2003
And when you're done with it, you simply roll it up and smoke it - August 31, 2003
Shoot first, ask questions if you're so inclined - August 31, 2003
And for my next trick...I'm going to get a job!!
Comments (1) - August 31, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - August 31, 2003
Or do we just need to make certain that corrections officers can support their families? - August 30, 2003
Another uninvited guest
Comments (-22) - August 30, 2003
This is the f*****g moron who messed up my computer??
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - August 30, 2003
Repeat after me: GET OVER YOURSELF!
Comments (1) - August 30, 2003
Just when you'd thought humanity couldn't manifest a greater depth of stupidity.... - August 30, 2003
Greetings from Hell.... - August 30, 2003
Stop working so hard; you're making the rest of us look like slackers. - August 29, 2003
We usually have so little to talk about - August 29, 2003
It's good to be King...like I would know - August 29, 2003
Misplaced priorities?
Comments (23) - August 29, 2003
Must we also kick the body?
Comments (4) - August 29, 2003
Balancing the budget on the backs of federal employees
Comments (3) - August 29, 2003
Since when is there honor among thieves? - August 29, 2003
Could Al Franken have purchased this kind of publicity? I think not. - August 28, 2003
Yeah, but it really hurt.... - August 28, 2003
If Al-Jazeera were translated into English.... - August 28, 2003
Another DUMASS Award wiener
Comments (2) - August 28, 2003
Welcome to the new California Republican Party...and we do mean party
Comments (1) - August 28, 2003
Did y'all fall asleep during Civics class??
Comments (7) - August 28, 2003
My mom is cooler than your Mom - August 28, 2003
Duuuude!! - August 27, 2003
It's about as close to "normal" as we'll be for awhile - August 27, 2003
Yet another DUMASS Award wiener
Comments (2) - August 27, 2003
So whatever happened to the hunt for Osama? - August 27, 2003
Leadership? Nah, that would be way too much work....
Comments (3) - August 27, 2003
Evil perhaps, but hardly an empire
Comments (5) - August 27, 2003
Can't you just FEEL the compassion?
Comments (1) - August 26, 2003
Taxation without representation 2003
Comments (14) - August 26, 2003
Now this is democracy in action - August 26, 2003
Living sure beats the alternative, eh??
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (2) - August 26, 2003
So, what exactly have I missed over the past week?? - August 26, 2003
I don't know whether to eat it or kill it....
Comments (2) - August 26, 2003
And how many angels can kneel on the head of a pin? - August 25, 2003
And sometimes, good things DO happen to good people....
Comments (3) - August 25, 2003
OK; NOW can I take her home??
Comments (3) - August 25, 2003
They tell me patience is a virtue....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 24, 2003
Is this someone's idea of a cruel joke??
Comments (4) - August 23, 2003
Time to circle the wagons
Comments (3) - August 22, 2003
It's good to have friends
Comments (1) - August 21, 2003
More hospital fun and games
Comments (1) - August 21, 2003
Waiting for Godot....
Comments (5) - August 20, 2003
Sometimes no news is just...no news
Comments (2) - August 19, 2003
And sometimes the worst part is simply not knowing
Comments (4) - August 19, 2003
This must be what the preacher meant by "In sickness and in health"
Comments (9) - August 18, 2003
That's why they call it history - August 18, 2003
This is not what the Chamber of Commerce promised - August 18, 2003
Keeping our priorities straight - August 18, 2003
Whaddya expect? He's a Yankees fan...fuhgeddabboudit..... - August 18, 2003
Now THIS is science....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - August 18, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #6
Comments (2) - August 17, 2003
Nudidity in the service of the greater good - August 17, 2003
Like they need more traffic, eh? | TrackBacks (1) - August 17, 2003
Tastes great!! Less filling!!
Comments (2) - August 17, 2003
Not a memory I'd care to live with
Comments (1) - August 17, 2003
You know your computer is from east Texas when.... - August 16, 2003
It's not easy being me
Comments (5) - August 16, 2003
Meanwhile, back at the ranch.... - August 16, 2003
It all started in Springfield.... - August 16, 2003
Of course, some jackasses thrive on the pain and inconvenience of others
Comments (1) - August 16, 2003
Amazing what we take for granted, eh? - August 16, 2003
No bitterness here...nope, not me.... - August 15, 2003
Yes, we are.... - August 15, 2003
Letting go can be the hardest thing to do - August 15, 2003
No, I don't make this stuff up....
Comments (1) - August 15, 2003
Blame Canada
Comments (1) - August 15, 2003
Here we go again.... - August 15, 2003
Short Aggie jokes- the best kind
Comments (2) - August 15, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #5
Comments (1) - August 14, 2003
Another bumpersnicker
Comments (4) - August 14, 2003
I so want to play hooky this morning.... - August 14, 2003
There's something wrong when you can't even cheat properly - August 14, 2003
Why? Because Chairman Ashcroft says so. - August 14, 2003
And we're going to keep doing it until DeLay gets what he wants!
Comments (4) - August 14, 2003
Or, things you'll never hear in east Texas - August 13, 2003
When news breaks, don't come looking to me to put it back together
Comments (5) - August 13, 2003
I can't even begin to imagine what sort of sick message this is supposed to be sending
Comments (4) - August 13, 2003
Sometimes it's just easier to do it right under their noses - August 13, 2003
Not another Aggie joke.... - August 13, 2003
It may not accomplish anything, but it will help parents feel better about themselves | TrackBacks (3) - August 13, 2003
Now this brings back some memories.... - August 12, 2003
Sometimes a picture really IS worth a thousand words
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 12, 2003
Some of us will do anything to generate some traffic, eh?? | TrackBacks (1) - August 12, 2003
Maybe if I just posted some nude photos of Ann Coulter.... - August 12, 2003
This ought to start a few arguments
Comments (6) - August 12, 2003
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave - August 12, 2003
I know...this being a second-rate world power is getting old,isn't it??
Comments (3) - August 12, 2003
This could hurt....
Comments (1) - August 11, 2003
Damn gremlins....
Comments (1) - August 11, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - August 11, 2003
Hasta la vista, Gray.... - August 11, 2003
No, your "right" to smoke really DOESN'T trump my right to breathe clean air
Comments (4) - August 11, 2003
When did this start?? - August 11, 2003
Run, Al, run....
Comments (1) - August 10, 2003
Greetings from the Mosquito Breeding Capital of the Free World
Comments (1) - August 10, 2003
Your Higher Education tax dollars at work? - August 10, 2003
Clueless Jackass alert
Comments (1) - August 10, 2003
Let the carnage begin again.... - August 10, 2003
When it rains.... - August 10, 2003
Enough is enough.... - August 9, 2003
Umm...47??? What was the question again??
Comments (4) - August 9, 2003
Group Californication - August 9, 2003
Sic 'em, Bears!! Or not.... - August 9, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #4
Comments (2) - August 9, 2003
What to do with a well-used dome? - August 8, 2003
Good luck, Arnold- you and your zipper are going to take a beating - August 8, 2003
Civility is not just a good idea- it's the law 'round these here parts - August 8, 2003
Son, you are SO grounded....
Comments (1) - August 8, 2003
If no one asks questions, are we all complicit?
Comments (2) - August 8, 2003
Nice try, y'all.... - August 8, 2003
Rebel without a cloo....
Comments (4) - August 8, 2003
Political Californication - August 7, 2003
Cue up the "How hot is it??" jokes
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 7, 2003
There aren't enough skinheads and prostitutes in the Senate - August 7, 2003
Who says you can't buy love? - August 7, 2003
Another missed opportunity to wreak havoc
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 7, 2003
Hitting them where it hurts? - August 7, 2003
Doing what they had no option but to do
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 7, 2003
I couldn't have said it better myself. I think.
Comments (2) - August 6, 2003
Let the carnage commence
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - August 6, 2003
Greetings from Hell | TrackBacks (1) - August 6, 2003
Perhaps we should allow Republicans their aura of invincibility (for now) - August 6, 2003
Just keep them away from water, and don't feed them after midnight
Comments (1) - August 6, 2003
Misplaced priorities? I'll say.
Comments (4) - August 6, 2003
Am I going to have to worry about this sort of thing when I'm rich and famous? - August 6, 2003
Everybody's doing it
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 6, 2003
Are you sure these maroons aren't from Texas?
Comments (1) - August 5, 2003
And sometimes I just want to laugh - August 5, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 46 - August 5, 2003
I've got inflammatory rhetoric, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Comments (2) - August 5, 2003
Imagine living inside a pizza oven, and you'd be close - August 5, 2003
Seeing them for what they really are
Comments (1) - August 5, 2003
Stop the presses!! - August 5, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #3
Comments (5) - August 4, 2003
Not quite a DUMASS AWARD wiener, but damn close
Comments (1) - August 4, 2003
Would you give up your home for five days to be on TV?
Comments (1) - August 4, 2003
It doesn't always happen to someone else - August 4, 2003
Back when we had a real Governor....
Comments (1) - August 4, 2003
No, I do NOT make this stuff up....
Comments (1) - August 3, 2003
Enough politics! Let's talk about something really important- like Ben Affleck and strippers!
Comments (2) - August 3, 2003
Who says size doesn't matter?? - August 3, 2003
Sunday morning free association - August 3, 2003
Lightning strikes TPRS corporate HQ in Wahoo, NE. Film at 11.... - August 3, 2003
Daddy wouldn't do that...would he??
Comments (1) - August 2, 2003
That's PRESIDENT Genetically Modified Organism to you.... - August 2, 2003
Questioning unquestioned realities
Comments (5) - August 2, 2003
It's quick, it's easy, AND it works
Comments (2) - August 2, 2003
The latest in American pediatric munitions systems technology - August 2, 2003
Putting the "fun" in dysfunctional - August 2, 2003
Tastes Great!! Less Filling!!
Comments (2) - August 1, 2003
The official TPRS editorial philosophy
Comments (2) - August 1, 2003
And, no, that is NOT my house....
Comments (3) - August 1, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #2
Comments (3) - August 1, 2003
So long, John; the fun was just beginning
Comments (1) - August 1, 2003
It's time to lay off the one person who truly deserves it- George W. Bush