NATIONAL PRAYER DAY - PRAY FOR THE DEATH OF BILL O'REILLY (via Fark)
Damn; this was on Tuesday. I wonder if it's too late to say a few "Hail Marys" for this??
Dear (God/Allah/Buddha/other entity of your choice), we ask you to afflict Bill O'Reilly with a brain aneurysm that will lead to his slow and painful death. O, Lord, may his blood vessels bulge out of his head and explode without mercy. May he writhe in agony on his office floor at Fox Studios right after taping The O'Reilly Factor. O, God, may he reach for the phone to call 911 and accidentally dial 411. May he desperately gasp for breath and recall all the people he shouted down with no mercy. May he lay on the floor and twitch uncontrollably as he contemplates his worthless life. O, Lord, may he lose control of his bowels in those final moments so that the last and only warm feeling he ever experiences is his own shit. We ask this in all sincerity and humbleness. Amen.
So, can we assume that O'Reilly shouldn't be expecting a Christmas card from Larry Flynt this year? Jeez, Larry; anger management can be a GOOD thing....
