Well, I'd (for a fleeting instant, at least) been considering my political options, and the thought occurred to me: Why not run for Governor of California? Of course, there are two obvious problems with this scenario:
- I don't live in California, and
- I don't have $3500 with which to pay the registration fee.
Of course, it's not as if Arnold won't be having some competition. At last count, in excess of 700 people had registered for the honor of losing to the Terminator. Wow, I guess it's true; a fool and his (or her) money ARE soon parted.