I am not normally one to aggravate my Aggie readers out there, but I heard this one on the radio this morning, and I could hardly pass it up:
Aggie Bubba hit his knees one night to say his prayers before drifting off to sleep. Imagine his surprise when the Lord appeared to him in human form.
"Lord, what is it? Have I sinned against you somehow??"
"No, Bubba. In fact, you have always served others by putting their needs before yours. The reason I'm here is to reward you by granting you two wishes. Whatever you desire, it will be yours."
Bubba thought hard for a moment, and then his face lit up. "I know what my first wish is. I'd like to get rid of all Aggie Jokes!"
"Done!", said the Lord. "What else?"
Bubba was lost deep in thought for a few moments. Before long, his face lit up again. "There is one little thing I'd really like some help with, Lord."
"What is it, my son?"
"Well, it's those darn M&M's; they're SO hard to peel...."
